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Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

Crackpixel

Active, Bed wars, Cracked, Friendly staff, FullPvP, java, Need Players, Npcs, Pit, Skywars

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Server IP: mc.crackpixel.tk

mc.crackpixel.tk

VanillaCrafts Version – Server without privates! Minecraft server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	794	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Server without privates and griefing on version 1.20.1

play.vanillacrafts.ru

[1.20.4] |🪓Serenity-Realms🪓 | Bedrock Support | SMP | No Chat Reports | Staff Needed

Cracled, Cursingallowed, Economy, Landclaim, Lgbtfriendly, Nogriefsurvival, Nolag, Other, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

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Website: https://serenity-realms.comServer IP: play.serenity-realms.comBedrock IP: play.serenity-realms.com:19132Dynmap: https://map.serenity-realms.comDiscord: discord.gg/w44ba96sn4

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Welcome to Serenity Realms!

Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.

Chat Reports are Disabled

Friendly & Non-Judgmental Community

CS:GO Fashioned Crates

Passive Survival

Land management Plugin w/ Claims & Powerful Anti-Grief Measures

Auction House

Safe Trading System

Economy with a Shop GUI (Buy & Sell Items)

Jobs Reborn

McMMO Skills & Leveling System

Custom Item Cleaner

PVP Toggle

Native 1.20.2 Support

Cursing Allowed

Lag Free & Optimized Server

Huge World (50K x 50K)

Fully Functioning and Accessible Nether & End Worlds

Individual Chest, Container, Door, Entity, Etc. Locking for Enhanced Security

Vote Rewards

40+ Invigorating Quests

Free Auto-Sell Chests for Effortless Mob Farming

Bedrock Client Support

PROUD TO BE A SAFE SPACE FOR EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY!

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Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

We know how devastating being a victim of grief is. While we have done everything to protect our users against this, sometimes those measures are not used properly or something fails. If anyone is caught griefing, they will be permanently banned with no attempt to appeal. Anyone who griefs and is caught will be punished this way, regardless of the size and/or quantity.

play.serenity-realms.com

The SMP Without A Cool Acronym

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3753	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3782	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the SMP!

Our mission here is simple:

“SMPWACA’s mission is to enrich people’s lives by uniting people from diverse backgrounds through shared motivation, recreation, and development.”

We want you to have the best experience possible, so you can bond with friend, make new ones, and battle and build your way to the top! We don’t believe in pay to win mechanics, so supporting us gives you a few aesthetic changes, and some wonderful quality of life changes that don’t effect game balance (Such as access to inspect commands to see who placed what blocks and where!)

With higher quality plugins that focus on what we need, and lower restrictions on the things you love, we hope it’ll be your new favorite SMP!

https://discord.gg/smpwaca

mc.smpwaca.com

G-craftmc towny

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6514	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

G-Craft is a new and unique towny server with a huge array of custom features which are constantly being developed. The server is mainly known for its use of Slimefun, Economy, Crates, Towny, McMMO and Quests, but it is ever expanding and developing. G-Craft has an amazing community and super friendly (and reasonable) staff team, with a great in-game ranking system too!

play.g-craftmc.net

❤️MineLegacy❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture⭐ 1.8-1.20+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ores Mined:	9604
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

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Server on version 1.8 – 1.20+

— Classic and Grief survival, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, Creative

— Clans, an arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 10 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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mr2.MLegacy.net

Anarchy MC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Hello! I present to your attention (server). This Minecraft server was created recently, it is just getting started. What can you see on our server? Pleasant gameplay with a beautiful world, good sociable atmosphere, beautiful design of the chat and TAB, and a special highlight of the server – commands. This is a clean server, there are no plugins, donations and other heresy on it. The server works around the clock 24/7. We are glad to see you, dear player, on our Minecraft server.

anarch.ru

Uvi craft

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skypvp, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ores Mined:	5506	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	15

UVICraft, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome! We strive to bring the best gameplay experience with a balanced economy, friendly community, amazing staff, and more!

Some of the things we offer:Survival:– Economy– Land claiming– Player warps– Player economy– And much more…

SkyPvP:– Progression– Unique PvP twist– Player auctions

What are you waiting for? Come join us today!

go.uvicraft.si

CreepyCraft Season 3

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

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game5.falixserver.net:38861

Public LifeSteal SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	5749
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dimension Hops:	9

𝙋𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙈𝙋 & Duels

𝑱𝒂𝒗𝒂+𝑩𝒆𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 Cosmetics , Craftable hearts etc 𝙉𝙤 𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙨 1.12.2 – 1.19 Youtubers RTP , Startkit , Teams By Youtuber – TheAadish

YT & Discord

https://www.youtube.com/c/TheAadish https://discord.gg/D7FPhxyuUA

45.131.1.177:25636