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Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

Vanilla Multiplayer

Beta, BUILD, Community, Cross-Platform Support, device, Discord, Explore, Join, Minecraft, modifications, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Protection, Report, Server, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have grief protection in place to safeguard player creations.

Q: How can I participate in the player-driven economy?

A: You can set up your own shop to buy and sell items, or engage in trade with other players to control the economy.

Q: Can I play on the server from different devices?

A: Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer supports cross-platform play, allowing you to connect from any device.

Q: How can I report issues or provide feedback?

A: You can join our Discord community and share any concerns, feedback, or suggestions with us there.

Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, acceptance, coping mechanisms, dark humor, humor, introspection, ironic, Isles, JOKE, killing myself, life expectancy, mental health, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, reaching 35, SELF AWARENESS, self-deprecating, self-destructive behavior, societal norms, Transcendence, Transgender, transsexuals

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	4813
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

anger, Blame, Communication, Conflict, death, Diagnosis, emotions, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, Hospital, MAYHEM, medical negligence, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, severe illness, sister, Support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	9883	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! No more arguing with your mom about doctor’s appointments or feeling guilty about your sister’s illness. Instead, team up with fellow players to build epic structures and explore new worlds.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. No more AITA moments, just pure Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cure for your sister’s illness in the game (spoiler alert: you won’t, but it’s worth a shot)!

ConspiracyCraft: AITA for Calling Out Coworker?

9/11 conspiracy, aita, Call Center, Calling, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, conspiracy theories, ConspiracyCraft, coworker, coworker conflict, coworker dynamics, critical thinking, fake moon landing, flat earth, Hitler conspiracy, logical fallacies, mainstream media, online sources, Perception, professional behavior, research, silent treatment, work relationships, workplace drama

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9197	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your call center, taking calls and having random chats with your coworkers. But then, you meet John. John is like the conspiracy theory guru, spouting off about flat earth, fake moon landings, and how Hitler was actually a misunderstood artist. And get this, he thinks he’s the wisest sage in the room, even though he’s only 33!

But wait, it gets better. John shuts down any disagreement by telling you that you’re too young to have a valid opinion or that your IT degree somehow disqualifies you from talking about science. Like, what?! And he always claims he’s done more research than you on every topic, like he’s the Sherlock Holmes of conspiracy theories.

One day, you finally call him out on his BS, and he throws a hissy fit and gives you the silent treatment like a drama queen. Seriously, who knew discussing Lebron James cheating could lead to such a meltdown?

But hey, if you want a server where the drama is as wild as John’s conspiracy theories, then join us! Who needs Netflix when you have John and his tinfoil hat adventures to keep you entertained? Join now for a rollercoaster of absurdity and questionable logic!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

#exciting, adventurous, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, comedy, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, dramatic, funny, INTIMATE, last movie, last show, passionate, Romantic, satisfying, sex life, Steamy, Suspenseful, Thrilling, Unpredictable, Wild

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Animals Bred:	70
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want your sex life to be like the last show/movie you watched – whether it’s a steamy romance like “50 Shades of Grey” or a wild adventure like “Indiana Jones,” we’ve got you covered. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. From pixelated fireworks displays to virtual dance parties, you’ll never be bored on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball hidden deep within our virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

HostageCraft: 33 Freed!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, emerging deal, Freed, gaza, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israeli officials, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, negotiations update, peace talks, political prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7371	Runes Activated:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we release 33 hostages every time you mine a diamond block! it’s like a real-life negotiation but with creepers and zombies! who needs diplomacy when you have pickaxes and swords? join now and be part of the most intense hostage release operation in minecraft history! it’s a deal you can’t refuse, just like the hostages can’t refuse to be set free!

Era Nexus Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, era, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mines Excavated:	3527
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride through the internet! Join for the craziest adventures with characters like Lia, Nasa, and Pippa – they’ll have you laughing till your sides hurt! Plus, we got archives of all the wackiness that goes down, so you can relive the madness over and over again! Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the party now!

NoDoorForYouCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, compromise, Crates, Dining room, Dogs, family friend, friend visit, guest bedrooms, hurt feelings, inflatable mattress, Kids, living room, NoDoorForYouCraft, office space, out of town, personal space, Routine, sectional, selfish, strangers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space – even for your virtual dogs! Join us and never worry about accommodating pushy guests who want to sleep in your living room with their inflatable mattress. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who value their pets’ comfort above all else.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual dog crate for your Minecraft pups, without any judgment from friends who think you should change your routine for guests. Our server is a place where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate dog-friendly paradise, without any guilt trips from old family friends.

So come join us and let your dogs roam free in their own virtual space, away from the prying eyes of guests who just don’t understand the bond between a Minecraft player and their pixelated pets. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those friends who thinks changing your routine for guests is a must. In that case, maybe you should stick to building boring guest bedrooms instead.

AttractiveBlocks

AttractiveBlocks, bizarre appeal, curious fascination, eccentric allure, eccentric attractiveness, odd fascination, odd turn ons, offbeat magnetism, outlandish attraction, peculiar allure, peculiar attraction, quirky allure, Quirky Charm, strange allure, unconventional allure, unconventional attraction, unconventional beauty, unique appeal, unusual charm, weird charm, weirdly attractive

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ores Mined:	6850	Buildings Constructed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you find pixelated pigs strangely attractive – we have a whole town dedicated to breeding the most beautiful pigs in all of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on down and join the fun – you never know what weirdly attractive things you’ll find on our server!

SynagogueSassCraft

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, community outrage, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, deface, Demonstrators, hate crime, Italian synagogue, law enforcement, minority rights, police chase death, protest violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, racism, religious intolerance, social unrest, synagogue desecration, SynagogueSassCraft, Vandalism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll feel like you’re defacing an italian synagogue during a protest over a police chase death. but don’t worry, no real synagogues were harmed in the making of this server! join us for crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft like there’s no tomorrow!