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DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4295	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Emeralds Found:	2112
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Buildings Constructed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	200	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!