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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3267	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

LaundryLover69

aita, ink stain, Laundry, laundry accident, laundry argument, laundry breakdowns, laundry care, laundry damage, laundry frustration, laundry habits, laundry mishap, laundry responsibility, laundry routine, laundry skills, laundry sorting, LaundryLover69, pen in laundry, RESPONSIBILITY, ruining my gf laundry, tense situation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about doing laundry for your significant other! We promise no ink stains on your virtual clothes, unless you want them for a fashionable look. Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally leave a pen in your virtual hamper, no one will blame you for it. And if your virtual clothes do get damaged, just craft some new ones! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where laundry drama is a thing of the past.

CraftyFreebies

at zero cost, complimentary, complimentary item, complimentary service, costless, CraftyFreebies, for free, for nothing, free, free of charge, freebie, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, Unpaid, without charge, without cost, without payment, zero expense

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you for everything? Well, look no further because our server is 100% free! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without spending a single diamond. Why pay for virtual blocks when you can get them for free here?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even befriend a creeper who tells knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our free Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

Ban, BanishedBlocks, Brazil, Brazilian, Conflict, Court, decision, deepening, Dispute, elon musk, Environmental Protection, feud, innovation, Judges, law, Legal, Minecraft, Musk, Ratify, Regulation, Server, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	603	Dragon Eggs Found:	5614
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

adenylyl cyclase 2, behavioral changes, Bipolar, bipolar disorder, Confirmed, Fun, Gene, genetic disorder, genetic markers, genetic testing, genetics, Linkage, MANIC, manic symptoms, mental health, Mice, mood disorder, neuroscience, Patients, Psychiatry, research, risk variant, study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	4044
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	85
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	9489

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

application, Chunk claiming, Create, Discord Channel, discord server, FANTASY, Fantasy’s Furniture, Furniture, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Orb of Origin, Origins, Pigs, player-run shops, pros and cons, public shop, small server, smp, Square, teenagers, Terralith Terrain Generation, Tetra, unique species, vortex

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!