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RomanWineCraft

aged, alcoholic beverage, Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient drink, archaeology, artifact, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, fermentation, historical find, History, liquid form, Oldest wine, preservation, rare find, Roman remains, RomanWineCraft, urn, vintage

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1440
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

join our epic minecraft server and discover the oldest wine ever found in liquid form! we dug it up in an urn with roman remains, like who even knew romans were sippin’ on that ancient vino? come be part of history and get drunk with the ancients, it’s a party in a graveyard! plus, rumor has it that the spirits of the romans haunt the server, so you might even get some tips on building epic structures from beyond the grave. join now for a spooky good time!

CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6849	Dimension Hops:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the furniture is so lit that you’ll be drowning in cardboard boxes for days? Our server is like a cardboard castle, but instead of knights, we have creepers ready to blow everything up! Join us for the ultimate recycling adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of breaking down boxes while dodging exploding mobs. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your ability to fit all that cardboard in the recycling bin. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the cardboard kingdom!

BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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4v4, 4v4v4v4, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Community, competitive, Cracked, Economy, Gaming, java edition, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Skills, Survival, team-based, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.8

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	6013	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Farms Harvested:	950	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Version: 1.8 and above.

Bedwars: 4v4v4v4 and 4v4 teams. Vanilla Survival Cracked Skills for bedwars and survival

samu.eu.org

JustKiwi – play.JustKiwi.ru Minecraft server

banner, Bed wars, build battle, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Just Qiwi, JustKiwi, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, russia, Server, server hosting, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Just Qiwi, nothing more…

play.justkiwi.ru

Kevworks Earth

Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Enchants, Factories, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolotical, Guns, Map, Missiles, MODERN, nation, nukes, Player-Controlled, Potions, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, tool factories, Tools, Towny, Vehicles, WEAPONRY, WIP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	4

Kevworks Earth is a modern earth SMP with no protection enchants, no potions, and is entirely player controlled. It has guns, vehicles, missiles, and nukes. Along with tool factories to mass produce tools!

Form a nation on a 1:1500 map of the earth.

Stockpile weaponry

Fly (or drive) various vehicles into combat

Nuke your enemies

Server is still a W.I.P but the essentials are set up.

http://144.217.199.13:8015/?worldname=earth&mapname=flat&zoom=0&x=-4232&y=64&z=-4652 – dynmaphttps://discord.gg/5NB7RtrDua – Discord

kevworks.secure.pebble.host

Pixelmon Clash Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, battle, Black, Champion, clash, Elite Four, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Gym Leaders, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, n*****, nintendo ds, Pixelmon, pokemon, pokemon trainer, Reshiram, RPG, Server, Team Plasma, Unova region, video game, White, zekrom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	4320
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Introducing… drumroll… Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/?!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can catch and battle Pokemon in the world of Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with rare and legendary Pokemon that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to catch a Charizard riding a Minecart? Done. How about a Pikachu riding a Creeper? We got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragonite, a fusion of the Enderdragon and Dragonite that will blow your mind! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Herobrinechu, a combination of Herobrine and Pikachu that will zap you into oblivion!

So what are you waiting for? Join Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/? today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Gotta mine ’em all!

Fear the Strong Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Competition, Conquer, courage, DOMINANCE, fear, Insecurity, intimidation, mental toughness, Minecraft, power, resilience, Rivalry, self defense, self-confidence, self-preservation, Server, strength, STRONG, Survival, triumph, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weak should fear the strong – and the strong should fear the moderators! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns and only the most fearless survive.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to challenge the server owner to a PvP battle. Little did they know, the owner was actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise and turned the challenger into a block of obsidian with a single flick of their wand. True story.

But fear not, brave adventurer! If you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds as far as the eye can see, enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to never underestimate the power of a player with a diamond sword and a mischievous grin. Can you handle the heat? Or will you be turned into a block of obsidian like so many before you? The choice is yours.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, family conflict, Family issues, financial struggles, Minecraft, money problems, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions!

Just like the OP’s sister Melly, you’ll encounter players who are touchy about money and quick to leave group chats. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to shout expletives at you for no reason at all!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument and enjoy making outrageous demands. Want someone to pay for your virtual dress that you’ll only wear once? We’ve got you covered! And if you’re feeling extra feisty, you can always threaten to never speak to someone again until they apologize.

So come join our Minecraft server for a wedding-themed experience like no other. Who needs a peaceful, drama-free server when you can have all the chaos and craziness you could ever want? Let the virtual wedding bells ring!

WeddingCraft2021

borderline disorder, boundary setting, disinviting family, emotional blackmail, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Inappropriate Behavior, last minute expenses, mental health issues, sibling betrayal, sister drama, toxic relationships, ungrateful behavior, wedding drama, wedding fallout, wedding security, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	6535
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	New Chunks Explored:	435414
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister’s antics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama between Kelly and her lap dance shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your mom and grandmother will want to join in on the fun (but sorry, Kelly is banned from attending). With extra security measures in place to keep out any unwanted guests, you can rest assured that your virtual wedding will go off without a hitch.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments, join our Minecraft server today! Just make sure to leave the drama at the door (or at least save it for the chat box).