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Baki’s Anon Minecraft Server

Anime, Anon, Anons, Baki-fied, Bakis, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, disbelief, Entertainment, Fandom, IDOLS, internet culture, Minecraft, Oshi, pop culture, reaction, Server, shock, social media, speculation, Surprise, thinking, trends

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Infinite Luck, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

autist, big corporations, Choice, codebase, death cult, Disaster, essential projects, FAGGOT, free software, Freecraft, freedom of expression, gay ecosystem, internet, major corporation, microsoft, Minecraft, neutral language, non-profit competition, organization, proprietary companies, Server, Stroke, user friendly systems

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a death cult that hunts down players who don’t use neutral language in our secret codebase that only 1% of people will ever see! We’re all about spreading aids to existing projects and taking down any non-profit competition against big corporations. Plus, we do absolutely nothing to stop the diminishing freedom of expression and choice on the internet – we even support it!

But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!

BedBounce Minecraft Server

apartment, BedBounce, Best Friend, Boundaries, college students, Communication, Friends, liberal, living arrangement, Masters, Minecraft, Moving, one bedroom, overreacting, PhD, roommate, saving money, Server, sex, Talk, temporary, two bedroom, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing is caring…except when it comes to your roommate having sex on your bed without asking first!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected roomie escapades, where you never know what might happen next. Will your roommate invite their friends over for a party and end up using your bed as a love nest? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we promise that all awkward situations will be handled with a sense of humor and a touch of outrageousness. Who needs boundaries when you can have a good laugh instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might just end up with a crazy roommate story to tell for years to come!

ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, ex wife, ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH, family dynamics, Guilt, Kids, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, self-care, step-parenting, stepchildren

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	794	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Star Shards Collected:	131
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of blended families and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your own family of pixelated characters and avoid any baby mama drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-partners asking for favors and guilt trips. Build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about watching someone else’s kids or dealing with past relationship baggage.

We offer a safe and fun environment where you can focus on crafting, mining, and building without any real-life interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Don’t OverthinkCraft

anxiety, cognitive behavior, coping mechanisms, dont, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, overanalyzing, OverthinkCraft, overthinking, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being told to stop overthinking everything? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

On our server, overthinking is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special section just for overthinkers where you can spend hours meticulously planning out every block placement and crafting recipe. Trust us, your overthinking skills will finally be put to good use here.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let your overthinking flag fly high. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where overthinking is the norm. The possibilities are endless, just like your racing thoughts.

PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

Corruption, court ruling, european union, far right leader, Financial Misconduct, French politics, Fun, Jean-Marie Le Pen, justice system, legal case, legal decision, legal immunity, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, legal trouble, misuse of EU funds, National Front, PenCraftEU, political controversy, scandal, trial, unfit to stand trial

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

ManVsBearSurvival

Animal Attack, Bear, Choice, danger, Decision making, defense mechanism, fight or flight, human vs animal, Instinct, man, ManVsBearSurvival, predator, prey, Protection, Risk, Safety, self defense, Survival, survival skills, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	6088	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
New Chunks Explored:	782753	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	331	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

PvP Fixer Minecraft Server

fix PvP, Fixer, improving PvP, Minecraft, PvP, PvP balance, PvP balance adjustments, PvP changes, pvp community, PvP competition, PvP discussion, PvP feedback, pvp gameplay, PvP improvements, PvP issues, PvP matchmaking, PvP mechanics, PvP meta, PvP player experience, PvP rewards, PvP solutions, PvP Strategies, PvP updates, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Tired of getting wrecked in PvP? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of ninja pig jousting! Our expert trainers will teach you how to ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond sword in each hand. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit ’em!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 30 seconds. Imagine the look on your opponent’s face when they try to attack a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate PvP master!

ParasocialCraft Minecraft Server

building relationships, Communication, Community, emotional connection, fear of intimacy, forming connections, Human Connection, Loneliness, long distance friendships, mental health, Minecraft, online relationships, parasocial relationships, ParasocialCraft, personal growth, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, virtual friends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of feeling empty and afraid of forming real relationships? Do you struggle with interacting properly in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become part of a wacky community where you can talk to people as if they were your friends, even though you’ll never meet them in person. Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual friendships that will last a lifetime (or until the server shuts down)? Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

Allowed, basement, BEDROOM, bros, brother, comfort, Crib, CribCrafters, family, floor mattress, health, IMPOSSIBLE, LOGISTICS, mom’s house, Moving, Pregnant, privacy, room, SIL, Son, UpStairs, Visit, weekend

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.

Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!