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The Floating Island SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6182
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

SEASON 2!

Weekly votes for server content (plugins, datapacks, etc) and monthly events and competitions with wonderful prizes!

We are just trying to have some fun! 🙂

5.9.41.250:45717

Project Eden VS Hypixel

advanced chat system, BUILD, Community Events, Creative, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Friends, Fun, Helpful Staff, holiday specials, in-depth wiki, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, minigame nights, multiplayer, player respect, player-driven economy, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Trivia, Unique Plugins, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Farms Harvested:	161	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Hypixel	Project Eden
Large player base	Focused on creating a community feel
Wide variety of minigames	Weekly minigame nights
Hosts popular events and tournaments	Organizes trivia and holiday specials
Advanced chat system	Player-driven economy
Well-established and reputable server	Fresh worlds and helpful staff

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base?** Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Project Eden.

2. **Which server focuses on creating a community feel?** Project Eden is focused on creating a community feel for its players.

3. **Which server hosts more events and specials?** Hypixel hosts popular events and tournaments, while Project Eden organizes trivia and holiday specials.

4. **Which server offers unique features like mcMMO and a player-driven economy?** Project Eden offers unique features like an in-depth wiki, mcMMO, and a player-driven economy.

5. **Which server has a more established reputation in the Minecraft community?** Hypixel is a well-established and reputable server in the Minecraft community.

WomanPowerCraft: Where levels are determined by blocks mined, not heels worn. Join now for a virtual power trip!

achievement, blocks, Confidence, determination, determined, empowerment, empowerment journey, equality, feminism, gender, heels, Inspirational, Join, leadership, Levels, Measurement, Mined, motivation, power, power level, progress, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, strength, success, trip, virtual, WOMAN, WomanPowerCraft, Worn

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the power level is rated on the usual factors like mining skills and building prowess? Well, look no further because on our server, the power level of a woman is determined by the number of diamond helmets she can wear at once! That’s right, forget about diamonds in general, it’s all about the helmets, baby!

Join us on this wacky server where the most powerful players are the ones with the most blinged-out heads. You’ll see women stacking helmets on helmets, creating towering structures of shiny goodness that strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. With each helmet added, their power level increases, making them unstoppable forces of nature in the Minecraft world.

So come on in and start stacking those helmets! Who knew that fashion accessories could be the key to dominating a Minecraft server? Join us now and witness the epic battles and fierce competition as players strive to become the ultimate diamond-headed warriors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

SandNinjas Paradise MC

again.., Bigotry, Conflict, controversy, discrimination, Division, Hate Speech, hatred, ignorance, insensitivity, intolerance, Jews, Lost, Paradise, prejudice, racism, religious beliefs, SANDNIGGERS, SandNinjas, triumph, Victory, Won

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Animals Bred:	72	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of always losing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on this server, JEWS WON AGAIN!!! That’s right, our players are so skilled and strategic, they always come out on top. Join us for epic battles, mind-blowing builds, and non-stop fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next to claim victory in this wild and wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that JEWS WON AGAIN!!!

BlockCrafters: Where Pixels Party and Creepers Get Down! #MinecraftMadness

Blockcrafters, Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, Dungeons, Expansions, fan community, FANTASY, fpbp, Gaming, Lore, MinecraftMadness, mmorpg, online gaming, Party, pixels, Quests, Raids, role playing, strategy, Talk, video games, World of Warcraft, wow, wowg

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a hilarious adventure filled with explosive sheep, ninja chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!

ATM9 Solara MC: Where even the creepers are taking out lines of credit!

15K, Atm9, Credit, CREEPERS, Discord, Join, lines, location, mc, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Northern Europe, ONLINE, OWNER, Players, Progression, Public, Re-opened, Resets, Save File, Server, Solara, world border

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	4929
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ATM9 Server
Players	4-14 players (average)
Discord	Join Discord
Owner	Currently the owner is newly re-opened by a different owner
Host Location	Northern Europe
World Border	15K
Resets	No Resets
Connection	MC to Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there any progression lost during the server closure?

A: No, the server is re-opened with the same save file and no progression is lost.

Q: How many players usually play on the server?

A: The server averages between 4-14 players.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, the server is online and public, so you are welcome to join!

GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

body image, Bodybuilding, cute, effeminate, FAGGOT, Femininity, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Girly, gymcraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle mass, pumped, Self-expression, Server, small hands, small jaw, transformation, trap, troons, twink, working out, Years

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	83506	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

SloMine VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, SloMine, Slovenian server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6258	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Hypixel	SloMine
Pros:	Pros:
– Large player base	– Slovenian server
– Wide variety of minigames	– Focus on survival gameplay
– Regular updates	– Monthly updates
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overcrowded	– Smaller player base
– Some games may have long wait times	– Limited minigames

FAQ

Hypixel FAQ	SloMine FAQ
Q: How often are updates released?	Q: How frequently are updates made to the server?
A: Updates are released regularly, sometimes weekly.	A: Updates are made monthly on SloMine.
Q: What is the player base like on Hypixel?	Q: How large is the player base on SloMine?
A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	A: SloMine has a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel.
Q: What types of games are available on Hypixel?	Q: What is the focus of gameplay on SloMine?
A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy.	A: SloMine focuses on survival gameplay for its players.

SlayinMC: Where Mary-Sues are Executed Flawlessly! Join the Trendy Fun Today!

Beloved, Character development, Compelling, dynamic, Empowered, Engaging, executed, fanfiction, FLAWLESS, flawless execution., flawlessly, Fun, Join, mary sue, MarySues, original, Perfection, Popular, Protagonist, relatable, SlayinMC, storytelling, strong female lead, Today, trendy, Unique, well-executed, Writing

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with bland, cookie-cutter characters? Look no further because on our server, we have a whole army of Mary-Sues that are so well executed, they make Shakespeare jealous! From perfect hair to flawless combat skills, our Mary-Sues will make you question why you ever played on another server. Join us and bask in the glory of unrealistic perfection! Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a magical unicorn in disguise, granting wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance battle. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our Mary-Sue mania!

MemeCraft Central: Where ‘reaction images’ come to life! LOLz, Poggers, and POGChamps welcome 🤣🎮 #minecraft #server #memes

Amused, central, Disappointed, emotions, facial expressions, funny, Gifs, Happy, humor, Images, internet culture, LAUGHING, Life, lolz, Memecraft, memes, Minecraft, pogchamps, Poggers.., reaction, Reaction images, reaction memes, reactions, relatable, sad, Server, Shocked, social media, surprised, trending, viral

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started dancing the Macarena instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where players can transform into unicorns and shoot laser beams out of their horns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft! Don’t forget to post your best reaction images to capture the insanity of our server – trust us, you’ll want to remember these moments forever!