Welcome, brave souls, to the PATHETICALLY GLORIOUS realm of Minecraft Chaos: Blocktopia! Are you prepared for the strangely mesmerizing madness of pixels colluding against your sanity? How can you NOT join when everyone *knows* we’re the ULTIMATE experience — or the worst possible mistake of your life? Flip a coin, folks; it definitely isn’t rigged! 10% chance of fun, 90% chance of *existential dread*! Proceed at your own peril; it’s ALL FUN AND GAMES until you assume the PUMPKINS are spying on you!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Blocks That Cry | Experience the joy of mining emotionally unstable diamonds that scream about their life choices. |
| Endless Purgatory | Ever wanted to build a house in limbo? Well SUFFER as your creations disintegrate into pixelated nothingness every night! |
| Time Travel Zones | Walk through portals and enter the *dreadful* moment when Minecraft was born—*all blocky and awkward*! |
| Literal Rain of Creepers | That’s right! It rains creepers, and just when you think they’re harmless, they throw themselves at you in delightful explosions of chaos! |
| Talking Mobs | Interact with sentient sheep that demand to know *why* you shear them. It’s more menacing than it sounds! |
Q: How do I join?A: The stars must align, and your computer must be haunted. Oh, did you forget to check your closet for phantoms? Better do that first.
Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but social constructs designed to keep the bricks from rising up against your fragile psyche. Play however you like—who needs rules when the universe itself contradicts existence?
Q: Is this a role-play server?A: Role-play? More like a RE-ENACTMENT of your worst nightmares. You can be whatever your mind conjures up! A potato? *Why not*?
“I forgive her. I want her back.” – A vivid reminder of our chaotic relationships with virtual landscapes.
“Everything is a lie, especially the flower pots.” – Deeply insightful, or deeply disturbing? You decide!
Get ready to dive into a realm where the cobblestone gleams with the tears of past players and the creepers sing lullabies at dusk. Our server is a glitched portal to a universe where everything is possible, and nothing makes any sense at all! Join us, or don’t. Either way, we’ll still tell your secrets to the moon!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Lakes | Swim freely in these molten pools. Best for introspection and existential crises! |
| Unicorn Spawning Zone | Friendliest creatures that eat diamonds and tell you your darkest fears. |
| Mind Reading Villagers | Trade with them at your own peril; they know too much! |
| Time Travel Portals | Step in and find yourself in 404, or was it 3021? Good luck figuring it out! |
| Scarecrow Council | They hold monthly meetings to discuss the state of the pumpkins… and your future. |
| Color-Changing Grass | It changes based on your mood! Hopefully, you’re not too blue. |
“I swear the enderman stole my sandwich… again!”
“Is it normal to have a talking chicken ask you about taxes?”
“The grass was purple but now it’s screaming at me, HELP!”
“Just found out my cat is here and he’s riding a pig. Impressive.”
As you wander through our dizzying dimensions, remember: every block you break screams a little louder than the last, and your secrets are the currency of our chaos. Will you heed the call, or will you sink into the abyss where potato golems plot your demise?
WARNING: The squares are watching you. Don’t feed the pixelated wolves… or else!
Step right up, brave souls, to the realm where hydration is for the weak! Here at WATER IS A LIE, we delve deep into the turbid waters of respect, rebellion, and bewildering traditions! Are you ready to mine your morals in a world governed by chaos? One sip of H2O could cost you your sanity! Welcome to our bizarre server where a class of students must — under the austere gaze of their teacher — abstain from drinking water for hours, but YOU can join the revolution!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Parched Pioneers | Only the strongest will survive the desert of respect! |
| Hydration Hurdles | Navigate an obstacle course littered with banned waters. |
| The Great Debate | Engage in fiery discussions on respect versus rebellion in the world of Minecraft—who will fall to the “logic” of the Oppressor? |
Rumors circulate of an ancient structure hidden in the depths called the Well of Madness. Many who dare approach speak of its thirst-quenching powers—only accessible by those who reject common sense! Beware the ominous forty-eight hour cooldown.
"Bro, I joined and instantly forgot how to drink water. It’s like my Minecraft avatar is part of the fasting now!" – Submerged and Scared (a.k.a the water ghost)
"I thought it was a joke until I saw the teacher’s face. Brutal." – Hydrophobe Instincts
Q: Why would anyone not drink water for two hours? A: Ah, but why drink water when you can drink discontent?
This server has been banned in twelve alternate dimensions! Experts suggest the ban was due to plot twists involving existential dread and water scarcity. Join us now, and may your pixels remain parched!
Dare to transcend the ordinary? Dive into the WATER IS A LIE Server and submit yourself to the thirst! Think you can handle the "pressure" of abstinence? Only the most devoted (or delirious) can rise to the challenge! Bring your friends, or gather up the scattered remnants of your sanity—who needs clarity when you can have chaos?
Join us today before the water brigade arrives! Will you drink deeply of the absurd, or remain in the shallow end of respect? Take the plunge and redefine your relationship with hydration… here on WATER IS A LIE!***
Ever wondered what kind of chaos could ensue if a crafty bank robber decided to ditch the getaway car for a sweet paramotor launch? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Picture this: Your character scrambles through a blocky bank vault, fills their inventory with shimmering blocks of gold, and just as the alarms blare, they don a paramotor made from 100% wool and blast off into the pixelated sunset!
But wait—here’s where it gets crazier. As they zoom through the sky, they zip past a group of llamas hosting an underground rave in the mountains, accidentally dropping diamond-studded balloons, which turn into explosives that unleash a musical number while showering glitter over unsuspecting players below! Seriously, who doesn’t want to be part of a llama DJ battle that accidentally starts a war with the local sheep militia?
And let’s talk about the plot twist: Turns out the paramotor is actually powered by a rare Minecraft flower that only blooms on full moons, and you have to battle rogue squid to collect enough of them to stay airborne! Will you join forces with other brave (and mildly insane) players to build an intergalactic bank heist crew, or will you betray your mates and forge your own villainous path?
Think you’ve got what it takes to ride the wild winds of this zany server? Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary ‘Bank Robber Squid King,’ who guards the secret stash of enchanted gold that makes you even more ridiculously overpowered. Join now and let’s make some delightful chaos, because in our pixelated world, every block has a story, and every heist could lead to a llama party!
hollowzzGT is gaining popularity within the Minecraft community for their engaging content and unique gameplay style. Fans are eager to connect and experience Minecraft alongside the creator, leading to inquiries about an official server.
Currently, hollowzzGT does not have an official Minecraft server. While many fans hope for future developments, there is no confirmed IP address or game modes associated with them at this time.
While an official server isn’t available, fans can still enjoy the game through various community-driven alternatives. Consider joining well-known servers like Mineplex or Hypixel, which offer a range of game modes and a vibrant community. Additionally, fan-made Minecraft servers that focus on similar gameplay styles can provide a suitable substitute.
For updates on hollowzzGT and potential server announcements, stay connected through their official YouTube channel and social media platforms. Check out these resources for more information:
Stay tuned for any developments regarding hollowzzGT and their possible future server!
| Server Name | The Penitentiary |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | 50/100 |
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The server focuses on classic, nostalgic prison gameplay without overpowered features. Players must grind, participate in PVP, and engage with the community to progress.
The ranks range from Default Prisoner to SrWarden, each with its own requirements and benefits. Players can eventually become a Parolee or a Guard to contribute to the server.
Guards enforce rules, protect new players, and add a roleplay aspect to the prison experience. They ensure that illegal items are not present and maintain order within the community.
Interested players can join the server and Discord channel linked above to apply for the Guard position. This role requires dedication, responsibility, and a commitment to upholding server rules.
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Type | Vanilla |
| Community | Amazing |
| Player Type | Cracked allowed |
Join the Discord server mentioned above and you will be whitelisted as soon as possible.
The server is running version 1.21.4.
The server is vanilla.
Yes, cracked players are allowed on the server.
The community is amazing and welcoming.
Ever wondered if your Minecraft world can meld with the chaotic whispers of the universe? Come to our server, where the blocks are made of existential dread, and every creeper explosion is a revelation of cosmic truths! Some say it’s the greatest server ever! Others scream it’s the worst! But what do they know? They can’t even explain why bread still toasts in the 5th dimension! JOIN NOW, or risk your sanity peeling back like an onion!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Flying Pigs | Animals evolve based on your emotional state! Cows will judge you if you cry. |
| Time-Swapping Zones | One block is a portal to 1776, and the next is an endless loop of Minecraft music. |
| Random Vortex of Unbirth | Experience the thrill of losing your items without any reason! Truly freeing! |
| Jeb’s Lost Secrets | Unlock forbidden knowledge that leads to understanding the number 42 — but only on Tuesdays. |
| NPC Therapy Sessions | Every villager has PhDs in Deep Existential Philosophy. Are you ready to be judged? |
Q: How do I join?A: You don’t. You were never here. Remember the bread? It’s toasting now.
Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart, but your heart is a lie created by the toaster brigade.
Q: What version of Minecraft is it?A: The version where reality is just a suggestion! You wield true power in the void!
Q: Can I play safely?A: Safety is an illusion, and the ground is actually just a trampoline to the unknown!
“…that 29 yo can be virgins? I’m not mad, but it felt like…”
“…something I only read about in /r9k/, I honestly thought…”
“…considering my age, it was free. I said yeah. Why…”
"Minecraft Server: Block That Bully!"
Why play normal Minecraft when you can swim with fire-breathing fish?! Our server defies ALL LOGIC and rules of reality! Bring your tinfoil hats and prepare for an adventure where apples turn into bananas, and every block is made of spaghetti! 🎉🌈
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Rains | The sky pours lava on Tuesdays but only on your neighbor’s house. Enjoy the chaos! |
| Zombie Dance Parties | Every night at midnight, zombies will breakdance around your bed. Wear sunglasses! |
| Invisible Creepers | They don’t explode, they just tickle your feet. Beware the laughter! |
| Free Freezer Pigs | Pigs that only exist in freezers. Collect them, but be careful; they fly away in winter! |
| Frog-Tastic Currency | Trade your diamonds for singing frogs! They don’t do anything but croak a lot! |
“The trees told me my shoes are on fire, but they weren’t even on my feet!” – Player 42
“I tried to build a house, but it turned into a sandwich. Now I live in a pickle!” – BuilderBird234
“Accidentally spawned a dragon in my basement. 10/10 would dragon again!” – ChaosMaster69
Step into a realm where every corner holds a possibility of gummy bears or quantum cats! But beware, the clocks might be cows, and they want your soul! 🌪️ If you hear whispers, it’s probably just the ice cream vendor trying to sell you sadness flavored ice cream.
Trust no one, for the cheese knights are watching! The shadows have opinions, and they don’t like your hairstyle. Join us at your peril, or the jellybeans will steal your pinky toe while you sleep! 🧙♂️🦶