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Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Magic Items Found:	2105

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Star Shards Collected:	247

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	3276	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8726	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!