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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 492 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9912 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
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Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).
