TheUselessOtaku Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CashierCraft: Stand for Chairs!

CashierCraft, cashiers, Chairs, employee comfort, employee health, ergonomic design, ergonomic solutions, occupational health., office culture, office furniture, physical well-being, productivity, progressive, sitting vs standing, Stand, standing desks, work benefits, work environment, work habits, work-related injuries, workplace ergonomics, workplace wellness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	91
Void Gems Collected:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	6309
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this server and u get to sit while u play. no more standing for hours on end, bro. we got chairs for u cashiers out there. we’re all about that comfort life, ya know? come join us and chillax while u mine and build and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to dance and now he’s like the life of the party. u gotta see it to believe it, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the chair crew. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

Broomstix: The Land of Flying Cats, Enchanted Brooms, and Lazy Sundays!

bartering, brooms, Broomstix, Cats, Economy, Enchanted, flying, Grief, HARD, integration, Land, Lazy, market, Nether, Private messaging, PvP, pvp arena, Server shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Tricky Trials, Tutorial warps, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	311439	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether
In-game private messaging, homes, and player to player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Bedrock and Java accounts?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions.

Q: What difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to hard difficulty.

Q: Are there any custom features on this server?

A: Yes, the server has custom enchantments, free fly on Sundays, ProtectionStones for land claiming, and more.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

A: You can join the Discord server provided in the overview for voice channels and community interaction.

Q: Are there any special events or rewards on the server?

A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards, as well as an exclusive PvP arena with keep inventory.

Blocky Black Ones Minecraft Server

Black, black ones black ones dark color shade ebony charcoal midnight noir deep shadow melanin obsidian pitch jet sable coal ink raven, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than BLACK ONES! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined BLACK ONES and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who offer valuable quests and rewards. Rumor has it that one player even managed to ride a flying pig through the portal and return with a magical bacon sword!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless laughs and adventures, look no further than BLACK ONES. Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

Adelaide Crows, Adelaide Crows vs St Kilda, AFL games, AFL match-ups, AFL results, AFL Round 18, AFL scores, Australian Football League, Brisbane Lions., Carlton Blues, Collingwood Magpies, CraftyFooty, Essendon Bombers, Fremantle Dockers, Geelong Cats, Geelong vs Collingwood, Gold Coast Suns, Gold Coast Suns vs Port Adelaide, GWS Giants, Hawthorn Hawks, Hawthorn vs Fremantle, Melbourne Demons, Melbourne vs Essendon, Minecraft, North Melbourne Kangaroos, Port Adelaide Power, Richmond Tigers, Richmond vs GWS Giants, Server, St Kilda Saints, Sydney Swans, Sydney vs North Melbourne, West Coast Eagles, West Coast Eagles vs Brisbane Lions, Western Bulldogs, Western Bulldogs vs Carlton

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.

3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?

LockedOutLovers Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cursing, Delivery, Girlfriend, ground floor apartment, Keys, locked out, LockedOutLovers, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, Trust, Yelling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden keys in a virtual world! Just like the delivery guy who couldn’t get in because of locked doors, you’ll have to use your wits to find the keys and unlock new adventures.

But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!

DadRetirementDeniedLOL

adult child relationships, alcoholic parent, communication breakdown, DadRetirementDeniedLOL, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibilities, funding retirement, generational differences, housing options, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, narcissistic parent, parental expectations, parenting decisions, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without any narcissistic functioning alcoholics trying to mooch off of you. Our server is a safe space where you can create, explore, and have fun without worrying about unexpected rent charges or renovations.

Forget about funding someone else’s retirement and drinking habits – on our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own creativity and imagination. So come on in, leave the real world behind, and let’s craft some epic memories together!

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

children’s development, children’s future, damaging behaviors, detrimental actions, detrimental decisions, detrimental effects, detrimental practices, future outcomes, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, long-lasting impact, long-term consequences, Minecraft, misguided parenting, negative impact, negative influence, negative parenting, parenting, parenting choices, parenting mistakes, parenting pitfalls, PixelPlay, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending math class? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to fly like a bat wearing a jetpack made of enchanted cheese!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

RarePepeCraft

elusive treasures, hard-to-find items, hidden gems, hidden treasures, overlooked rarities, overlooked treasures, rare commodities, rare items, rare occurrences, Rare phenomena, rare sightings, RarePepeCraft, scarce commodities, seldom seen objects, uncommon finds, uncommon occurrences, underappreciated gems, unique discoveries, unusual sightings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the rarest thing of all – a chicken that lays diamond eggs! Yes, you heard that right, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Egg Chicken, and if you manage to find it, you’ll be rolling in diamonds for days!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted items for buckets of milk. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, military defense, military intervention, missile defense system, MissileMayhemCraft, peace negotiations, Poland, political tensions, Proposal, regional stability, Russian missiles, security measures, shoot down, Sikorski, Ukraine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Farms Harvested:	952
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

lol u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got POLAND and KYIV teaming up to shoot down RUSSIAN MISSILES like it’s a freakin video game! come join the chaos and help save the day with your blocky skills. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild world of minecraft madness!

FakeCraft ConformityLand

Authenticity, being yourself, conforming, ConformityLand, emotional intelligence, Fake, FakeCraft, likable, people skills, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, social norms, Social Skills, societal expectations, success

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES AND THEN GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER WITH RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND FILLED WITH ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES!

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).