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TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigration sentiment, controversy, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, European Parliament Members, european politics, european union, European Union Leaders, far-right politics, hostile reception, Hungary, Hungary Politics, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, nationalism, Orbán, OrbansCraft, political speech, Politics, Server, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

asteroid, DinoDoom, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Competitions, diamonds, donation, Events, free, Friends, high quality, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Resources, Server, Shop, TalesCraft, Trade, Website

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	746521
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Items Found:	6797	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

new.talescraft.ru:19132

No Peek Minecraft Server

avoid smash, do not look, do not look at smash, don’t watch smash, ignore smash, Minecraft, peek, prevent looking at smash, refrain from looking at smash, Server, SMASH, stay away from smash

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	873	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Animals Bred:	58
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!