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TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Votes:	6904	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

Eternal Quest Guild 1.21

AMBITION, Assholes, economic disparities, ENTITLEMENT, ETERNAL, Frustration, guild, Jealousy, laziness, Living, mental health, neets, productivity, Quest, Resentment, self worth, social dynamics, Social Skills, societal expectations, societal norms, unemployment, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Bro, forget about those NEETs, come join our Minecraft server and escape reality like a boss!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

You’ll never have to work again because in our server, the only thing you need to mine is diamonds and good vibes.

Join us and let’s build a world where NEETs are the ones working for us!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, christmas, commotion, exclusion, Fairness, family party, Gifts, Heartless, Investment, Lootcraft, Lottery winnings, Minecraft, Négotiation, rules, savings, selfish, Server, Trading, tradition, Upset, Value, White Elephant

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mines Excavated:	1387
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the White Elephant game takes on a whole new level of craziness! Join us for a chance to win virtual gifts that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword, enchanted armor, or even a stack of golden apples!

Just like in the real game, you never know what you’ll end up with. Maybe you’ll score a rare item that will make you the envy of all your friends, or maybe you’ll end up with a pile of dirt that you can use to prank unsuspecting players.

But be warned, trading gifts is not for the faint of heart. You might end up with a creeper egg that will explode in your face, or a potion of invisibility that will make you the ultimate troll.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of the White Elephant game like never before. Who knows, you might just walk away with the ultimate prize and become the richest player in the virtual world!

NoMoreHomemaker2021

Assertiveness, Boundaries, career goals, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, equality, Expectations, family dynamics, feminism, Honesty, Marriage, NoMoreHomemaker2021, relationships, Respect, social norms, Support, traditional gender roles, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crops Grown:	9845
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Votes:	8604
Dragon Eggs Found:	519	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player’s in-game family turned against them for wanting to keep their job and not become a stay-at-home Minecraft wife.

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself in the face of adversity, just like our brave player did when they confronted their fiancé and his family in front of everyone. Will you choose to apologize and keep the peace, or will you stand your ground and assert your independence?

Join us now for a server full of surprises, where you never know what outrageous situation will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar dilemma and have to make a tough decision like our courageous player did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and be part of the drama!

DraftSaver Minecraft SMP

accident, Automatic, Comment, convenience, Draft, DraftSaver, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, Finish, idea.., Improvement, Minecraft, post, reddit, Save, smp, social media, suggestion, Technology, Typing, user experience, vanish

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons why you should join:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!

2. Our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt. It’s wild, I tell ya!

3. We have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the best jokes. Seriously, you won’t stop laughing!

4. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with flying chickens. It’s chaotic and hilarious at the same time!

5. We have a haunted mansion where ghosts play pranks on unsuspecting players. Spooky, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

ChildishCraft

activities, Carefree, cartoons, Childhood, ChildishCraft, childlike, Entertainment, Fun, games, hobbies, imagination, Innocence, Memories, Nostalgia, pastimes, playful, Playtime, Toys, WHIMSICAL, Youthful, youthful pursuits

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6203	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you a fan of building block towers and pretending you’re an architect? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle and defeating evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts)! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against an army of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero with the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ChinaCraft Server: Population Drop!

Aging population, birth rate, census, China, Chinacraft, consecutive, Decline, Decrease, demographic shift, demographics, Drop, Falls, government policy, one child policy, Population, population control, population decline, Server, social implications, statistics, trend, year

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than china’s population! we’re so popular, even china is jealous. with our crazy builds and insane mini games, you’ll never want to leave. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. join now before the population drops even more!

CraftyComradeOops

accidentally shooting, Accountability, Conflict, consequences, Court, CraftyComradeOops, Defense, discipline, error, friendly helicopter, Incident, investigation, jailed, Justice, Military, mistake, punishment, Russian soldier, Tragedy, trial, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3340
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Animals Bred:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our minecraft server and avoid shooting down friendly helicopters like this russian soldier did! we promise you won’t end up in jail for your minecraft mishaps. plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. don’t miss out on the chance to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Iron Age Men Go Home – Women Rule!

age, ancient civilizations, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, British History, Celtic Britain, culture, DNA study, family, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genetics, historical, home, Iron, iron age, Marriage, Men, Migration, PATRILOCAL, rule, societal norms, society, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7805

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of a crazy DNA study like those iron age dudes. we got women ruling the show here, just like in Celtic Britain. forget about all those other servers where dudes think they’re in charge, here it’s all about the ladies. plus, we challenge all those assumptions that societies gotta be patrilocal. come join us and be part of a revolution in Minecraft history!

What is the IP for SpeedyBlox Minecraft Server?

Cash, cashblox, infected sky, INFECTED SKY IS TERRIFYING…, infected sky reaction, Johnny, johnny and marty, johnny roblox, Minecraft, more techy, Nico, omzblox, puppy buddies, rainbow friends, roblox, roblox escape, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox funny stories, roblox funny videos, roblox sonic, roblox story, Server, sonic, sonic and amy, sonic and tails, sonic family, sonic roblox, sonic speed simulator, speedyblox, Tails, techy, techy plays, Techy Roblox, techyblox, tyler and snowi

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

SpeedyBlox is a popular content creator and gamer known for his high-energy gameplay and humorous commentary. With a focus on building and exploring in sandbox games like Minecraft and Roblox, SpeedyBlox has amassed a dedicated following on social media platforms. His engaging personality and passion for gaming have made him a favorite among fans of all ages.

Echo Realm 1.20.2

#blue lock, #my hero academia, 1.20.2, alya sometimes hides her feelings in russian, Aoashi, As a Reincarnated Aristocrat, blue box, Dandadan, echo, Girl Meets Rock, I’ll Use My Appraisal Skill to Rise in the World, jujutsu kaisen, Jujutsu Kaisen #29, Jujutsu Kaisen #30, Kindergarten Wars, Kingdom, Kinnikuman, Maiden of the Needle, Oricon, Oshi no Ko, Realm, sakamoto days, the fragrant flower blooms with dignity, the way of the househusband, toilet bound hanako kun, Tougen Anki, Volumes, Weekly Oricon Ranking, wind breaker, Witch Watch, Yowamushi Pedal

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got more rankings than you can count, like Dandadan with 192,314 and Jujutsu Kaisen with 167,227. Plus, we got volumes for days, like Jujutsu Kaisen #30 with 59,872 copies sold. And don’t even get me started on the Fragrant Flower Blooms With Dignity, it’s got 46,458 fans losing their minds! So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, like a castle made out of Blue Lock manga or a rollercoaster inspired by Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun. It’s gonna be wild, bro!