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TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Love Letters Sent:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3625
New Chunks Explored:	944433	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Star Shards Collected:	207
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1167
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

administration, CAPITALIPSIS, develop, Economy, farmcoins, Features, Mechanics, Minecraft, newplayers, playaspleaase, Plugins, privacy, Private, Privilege, responsive, Server, stablework, translatedplugins, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

capitalypse.net

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /aicg/ – a server dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots… because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who have created interactive experiences that will blow your mind. From giving instructions to AI hosts to unleashing the power of models like Claude 3.5 Sonnet and Gemini, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai that will take your AI chatbot experience to the next level. And let’s not forget about our insane collection of bots that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chat with AI chatbots, create mind-boggling experiences, and embark on ridiculous adventures like breaking out of jail with your virtual friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us at /aicg/ and let the madness begin!

Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6134	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	3800

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

18 year old, children, Companionship, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Desires, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Expectations, family, Girlfriend, long-term commitment, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, romance, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, society, unrealistic expectations, year, young love

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!