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CraftyGermServer: MuskApproved

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super cool? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro.

we got pigs flyin around wit diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, nd villagers sellin enchanted golden carrots for, like, 1 dirt block.

oh, nd did i mention dat herobrine is our pet nd he gives out free diamonds every hour? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

join dis server nd u’ll b part of da most epic adventure of ur life, u’ll b fightin dragons wit ur bare hands nd buildin castles in da sky.

so, wat r u waitin for? come join us nd b part of dis insane minecraft world where anythin is possible. trust me, u wont regret it, bro.

Elon’s Boosted Blizzard Gear – No Refunds

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

So, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got Elon Musk himself boostin’ accounts left and right, makin’ all da noobs into pros in, like, no time flat. Blizzard and Grinding Gear Games are straight up REFUSIN’ to address dis madness ’cause they know they can’t compete with da power of Musk. Join now and become a Minecraft legend faster than you can say “rocket ship to Mars, baby!”

Secret Ice Mountain Quest

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to uncover ancient secrets while playing Minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! imagine this: you’re mining away in the Rocky Mountains, minding your own business, when suddenly, the ice starts melting and reveals a 6,000-year-old secret! what could it be? ancient treasures? hidden civilizations? maybe even a portal to another dimension! join our server and be the first to uncover the mysteries hidden beneath the ice. but be warned, you might just unleash a curse or two along the way. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Creative, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Shops, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Survival, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6272
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	6857
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
Do I need to join the Discord before playing on the server?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online.

Celestial Gatherings 1.21

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those lame-o friends who canceled on you! Join our Minecraft server and party with us every night! We’ll make sure you have a blast before you leave for the military. Plus, who needs those dickhead friends when you can make new ones who actually appreciate your party-throwing skills? Come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

Christmas Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the Christmas party that turned into a chaotic mess.

Imagine logging in to our server and finding out that your arch-nemesis is building a house right next to yours! Just like the surprise guest at the Christmas party, you never know who might show up to cause some drama.

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space to escape the craziness of real life. Unless, of course, you enjoy a little bit of chaos and conflict to spice up your gameplay.

So come join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument with another player, just like the one that erupted at the Christmas party. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Momma’s Minecraft Escape

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Emeralds Found:	389
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family time and support? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the importance of being there for loved ones, especially during tough times.

Just like how you want to be there for your mom during her battle with cancer, we want to be there for you in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or just need a shoulder to lean on.

And hey, if your husband can take two weeks off to visit his sick grandma overseas, then you deserve at least three days to be with your mom. On our server, we believe in fair treatment for all players, no matter the situation.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and caring Minecraft community together. Who knows, maybe your mom will even join us and kick some blocky butt!

Minecraft Season One Fun

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ores Mined:	4064
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Forget about TV shows, join our Minecraft server for the best first season experience of your life! Our server is like a thrilling rollercoaster ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers do the cha-cha. But that’s not all, our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments.

Oh, and did we mention our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds? Yep, you heard that right. Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

BritOfficialsMCServer: Tears & Laughter

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

u wanna know why u should join dis server? cuz it’s so funny, even british officials be cryin from laughter when they hear bout it! like, they be rollin on the floor laughin at all the crazy stuff happenin on dis server. u gotta join to see for urself, it’s like a comedy show but in minecraft form. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join da fun and be part of da madness!

ScrollingBrainRotMC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.