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CokeCraft: Sharky Shores

aquatic animals, Brazil, Coast, cocaine, CokeCraft, drug contamination, drug contamination in wildlife, drug detection, drug exposure, drug testing, drug use, environmental impact, illegal drugs, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean pollution, Sharks, sharky, Shores, south america, wildlife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world!

ApeTaxCraft

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal rights, anthropomorphism, Apes, ApeTaxCraft, cognitive abilities, Communication, government regulations, human society, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical scenarios, language abilities, linguistic abilities, primate communication, societal norms, societal obligations, Talking Animals, tax laws, Taxation, TAXES

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4807	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MoonRockMadness

Chang’e-6 landing area, change program, China, Geological context, geological samples, lunar data, lunar data sharing, Lunar exploration, Lunar far side, lunar geology, Lunar landing, lunar minerals, lunar mission, lunar research, lunar rocks, lunar samples, lunar science, Lunar surface, MoonRockMadness, sample analysis, space exploration

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3241	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magic Items Found:	1588
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5676	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s outta this world? Well, this server has got samples from the freakin’ lunar far side, courtesy of China! That’s right, we got moon rocks up in here, ready for you to mine and craft with!

But wait, there’s more! The geological context of the Chang’e-6 landing area is off the charts! We’re talkin’ crazy landscapes, insane caves, and mysterious structures just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll find buried beneath the surface?

So why should you join this epic server? Because where else can you say you’ve mined moon rocks in Minecraft, huh? Plus, who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this lunar paradise. So grab your pickaxe, suit up, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and start your journey to the moon…literally!

ExeParadise

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Raiding, survival factions creative minigames economy roleplay pvp skyblock dungeons adventure parkour pixelmon mods vanilla hardcore multiplayer exploration building farming redstone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

This is ExeParadise Network’s Lifesteal Server Don’t Forget To Join Our Discord Server Via /discord!

in13.gbnodes.com:25662

MCHell.ru Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Community, creativity, Equal, Friends, Fun, Gaming, high performance, MCHell.ru, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, powerful hardware, Relaxation, Server, Support, Survival, survival skills, teamwork

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

188.134.84.252

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Competitive Gaming, CraftyClash, esports, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, Footsies Handbook, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, video games, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle it out with M. Bison from Street Fighter! That’s right, we’ve got a special release where you can face off against this iconic villain in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got Year 2 Character Reveal Trailers that will blow your mind! Who knows who you’ll come across in our server, it’s a surprise at every corner.

And don’t forget about our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website that is live and buzzing with excitement. You’ll feel like a pro player in no time on our server.

With our S2 Balance Patch, you’ll experience gameplay like never before. It’s a whole new world of possibilities and challenges waiting for you.

And if you’re looking for some high-level replays to study and learn from, we’ve got you covered. You’ll be a Minecraft Street Fighter master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with M. Bison himself!

ObaraCraft Minecraft Server – R.I.P. Noriko Obara

age 88, animated series, Anime, Condolences, doraemon, Doronjo, iconic roles, Illness, Japanese voice actress, Minecraft, Nobita Nobi, Noriko, Noriko Obara, Obara, ObaraCraft, passes away, R.I.P, RIP, Server, Tribute, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voiceover, Yatterman

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, even Noriko Obara would have cracked up playing on it! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. And who knows, maybe you’ll even hear the ghost of Noriko Obara herself whispering jokes in your ear as you mine for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

ScreamCraft: AITA Edition

adulting, aita, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, dining out, Edition, Etiquette, family, Frustration, judgment, Manners, parenting, public behavior, public spaces, reactions, Restaurant, ScreamCraft, screaming, social norms, strangers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Items Found:	8581	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a hilarious way? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop entertainment and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can scream as loud as you want without any judgment! Just like that little girl in the restaurant, except you won’t get dirty looks from anyone. In fact, we encourage you to let it all out and have a blast.

Our community is filled with quirky players who love to stir up some drama and have a good laugh. Join us and be prepared for some epic yelling matches and booing sessions that will leave you in stitches.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner child (or inner AH, as some might say), join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knew screaming could be so much fun?

BlockyBrothelBros

adult entertainment, Behavior, BlockyBrothelBros, brothel, clientele, Demand, discretion, experiences, Frequency, habits, indulgence, Men, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, Routine, satisfaction, Schedule, sex work, taboo, visits

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

MediCraft Server: 1,800+ Facilities Destroyed

CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., damaged, Destroyed, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, Facilities, full-scale invasion, health ministry, Healthcare, healthcare facilities, healthcare system, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, medical facilities, medical services, MediCraft, Reports, Server, violence, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	7

so, liek, imagine if ur minecraft world was under attack by, liek, evil mobs and u had to, liek, fight to survive and protect ur land. well, that’s, liek, the vibe of our server, but on a whole other level.

we got over 1,800 medical facilities that have been, liek, totally wrecked by the invasion of, liek, crazy mobs. but don’t worry, u can help rebuild and save lives by joining our server and taking on epic quests to restore peace and order.

u can team up with other players, build ur own fortresses, and even battle giant bosses that will test ur skills to the max. plus, there’s, liek, secret treasures hidden all over the map that u can discover and claim as ur own.

so, if u’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in a world where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us and show those evil mobs who’s boss. trust us, u won’t regret it.