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DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9673	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Towns Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	238
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?