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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4864 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 139 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.
On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
