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RoommateRumbleCraft

attractive, Couch, discrimination, Eastern Europeans, ethnically Polish, Eviction, feng shui, Indo-Canadian, kicking out, larger bedroom, law, law office, Lease, loud, med school, natural light, PS5, Rent, Rift, room, roommate, RoommateRumbleCraft, Second Generation, twin sister, Twins, uk, US, using my stuff, work, work from home, yoga pants, yoga studio, zoom meeting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Just like the OP in this wild story, you’ll encounter unexpected roommates who may try to take over your virtual space. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unwanted guests with a swift click of your mouse!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).

So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!

MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

alarm clock failure, bad start, bad weather, car won’t start, dead phone battery, early meeting, flat tire, forgotten lunch, internet outage, lost keys, missed bus, morning routine, MorningMobsMinecraftSMP, noisy neighbors, oversleeping, pet mess, power outage, spilled coffee, traffic jam, wardrobe malfunction, work emergency

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

GraveyardGamerz

age, Celebrity, death, deceased person, FAMOUS, gone too soon, GraveyardGamerz, historical figure, Icon, Legacy, legend, life cut short, memorial, mortality, Remembrance, short lived, Surprising, tragic, unexpected, untimely passing, young

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe! Join us and you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Elvis Presley himself! That’s right, the King of Rock and Roll is alive and well in Minecraft, and he’s throwing the party of the century. You won’t want to miss out on shaking your pixelated booty with Elvis!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for the legendary diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe of a famous pirate who sailed the Minecraft seas. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GazaGriefCraft

civilian casualties, Conflict, demonstration, diplomatic crisis, gaza, GazaGriefCraft, global outcry, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Israel, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Political unrest, PROTESTS, social justice movements, Tragedy, violence, war zone, world events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well join our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! we got zombies, creepers, and even villagers that will trade u anything for emeralds!

u think ur tough? well on our server, u gotta fight ur way through massive protests in israel after six hostages were killed in gaza! u gotta use ur crafting skills to build barricades and protect ur base from angry mobs!

but don’t worry, we also have epic loot and hidden treasures waiting for u to discover! join now and become the ultimate survivor in this wild and wacky world of minecraft!

What is the IP for Dawko Minecraft Server?

dawko, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, fnaf the joy of creation, fnaf tjoc, Fredbear, Fredbears 83 Reborn, Joy of creation, joy of creation reborn, Minecraft, Server, the joy of creation, the joy of creation demo, tjoc

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Dawko is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming videos, particularly those focusing on the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise. With a dedicated fan base and over a million subscribers, Dawko is recognized for his entertaining commentary and gameplay. His passion for gaming and connecting with his audience has made him a prominent figure in the gaming community.

The Not-So-Semi-Spicy Boring SMP – No Spice Added, Just Boredom!

ADDED, Boredom, Boring, Community, Crafting, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable, Entities, Events, Features, home, Join, multiplayer, new, NotSoSemiSpicy, Server, smp, Spice, Survival, Teleport, Tweaks, Vanilla, warp stones

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Overview:

Feature	Description
Land claiming	To keep your house safe
Shops	Powered by a diamond economy
Regular events	For the community
Warp stones	Teleport back home
Bucketable entities	To save you pain
Crafting tweaks	Many tweaks for an enjoyable experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join us at `boringsmp.1e99.eu` or on Discord
Is there a cost to joining the server?	No, the server is free to join
Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players
Can I create my own shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops using the diamond economy system

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

ableism, aspies, autistic people, AutisticCraft, automated responses, BAITING, childish behavior, communication difficulties, discrimination, exclusion, generalization, horrible behavior, irrational behavior, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, misunderstood, negative attitudes, negative experiences, neurodiversity, serious opinion, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of dealing with autists and retards in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky individuals! Join us and escape the irrational and childish behavior of autists and retards.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about automated responses or one-sided arguments. We pride ourselves on creating a community where everyone can express their opinions without fear of being attacked by aspies or retards.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee a retard-free environment where you can finally enjoy playing Minecraft without the drama. Don’t let those pesky autists ruin your gaming experience – come join us and leave the negativity behind!

CraftyCreeper68796669 – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild world where the sheep are rainbow-colored, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that hatches into a baby dragon!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into their domain, but the rewards are totally worth it – enchanted weapons, rare artifacts, and even a pet panda that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CreeperCupid’sCrushCatastrophe

autism, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCupidsCrushCatastrophe, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, friendship, Girlfriend, high school, misunderstandings, neurodiversity, parenting, relationships, Schoolwork, Social Skills, special education, teenage drama, teenage emotions, teenager

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	230	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of high school relationships without any of the awkwardness!

Join now to witness the epic saga of Caleb, Kelsey, and the mysterious boyfriend who’s causing all the drama. Will Caleb win back Kelsey’s heart? Will Kelsey’s boyfriend ever understand why Caleb is so upset? Will Kelsey’s parents ever forgive the server admin for ruining their daughter’s friendship?

With more plot twists than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, who needs schoolwork when you can dive headfirst into the world of teenage romance and betrayal?

Join now and prepare for a wild ride that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	8033
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	182
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!