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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4898 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 770 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8233 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7230 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.
And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.
Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.
