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PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	231
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	3677
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	291	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	276

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.

KyivCraft: Modi’s Adventure

Adventure, bilateral relations, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, historical visit., Indian PM, international relations, Kyiv visit, KyivCraft, Modis, Narendra Modi, official visit, Political Visit, russia invasion, South Asia, summit meeting, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

lol you gotta join this epic minecraft server because it’s like the Indian PM visiting Kyiv for the first time since Russia invaded Ukraine – totally unexpected and full of surprises! imagine the chaos and excitement of exploring a world where anything can happen, just like in real life politics. build your own empire and conquer lands like a true world leader, or team up with friends to create alliances and take down your enemies. with epic battles, hidden treasures, and secret alliances waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and coming back for more. so join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime in this crazy minecraft world!

DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	228
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7759

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4001	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.