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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

/a/nons, anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyCraze, Decision making, depression, giving up, medication, medication management, mental health, mental health journey, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mofu-mofu pill, seeking help, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Support, Therapy, uncertainty

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Farms Harvested:	810
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the cows are always mooing, and the creepers are always… well, exploding. But don’t worry, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect you from their explosive shenanigans!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mofu-Mofu Pill, a magical item that turns you into a fluffy sheep whenever you take it. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to battle in your woolly disguise!

So come on down to our server and let your inner blockhead run wild. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughs? Join us now and let the madness begin!

The NeverEnding Minecraft SMP Quest

Beloved, best, classic, Conclusion, ending, Entertainment, fact, Finale, greatest of all time, iconic, long-running, Minecraft, must watch, Neverending, not ended, ongoing, Popular, Quest, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top, tv show

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the series never ends? Well, look no further because our server is constantly evolving and changing, just like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy plot twists, and drama that will make your head spin. Who needs a never-ending series when you can have the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and become part of the wildest ride in the Minecraft universe!

DadDutyFreezone

Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, DadDutyFreezone, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, Family issues, family tension, Family Values, Generational conflict, Grandchild, marriage problems, parenting decisions, refusal, sister hatred, toxic relationships, unreasonable request

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive in this pixelated world! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own family of Minecraft mobs who will never judge you based on who you choose to marry.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with unreasonable demands from your virtual dad who insists on seeing your Minecraft daughter at a specific time and place. Instead, you can roam freely and explore the vast landscapes without any drama or pressure.

So come join us and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs family drama when you can have fun building and crafting with your virtual friends? Plus, we have fun kids activities in our virtual hotels that won’t require you to drive in 52c heat to visit. It’s a win-win situation!

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Let’s build a blocky paradise together!

NostalgiaGone Minecraft SMP

bittersweet, bygone era, cherished, fond memories, gone forever, Irreplaceable, Irrevocable, Long Gone, longing, lost moments, Memories, Minecraft, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, NostalgiaGone, past, Reminiscing, smp, unattainable, unforgettable, unrepeatable, wistful

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because on our SMP, you’ll never experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT ever again!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your pet chicken, and participating in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime performance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to the mundane Minecraft experience forever!

CraftyStrawStopper

Behavior, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, Company, CraftyStrawStopper, customer service, decision, Disappointment, Ethics, final straw, liked, loyalty, Management, products, Quality, reputation, Services, stop supporting, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Votes:	7191	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Tired of being betrayed by big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations by blowing up virtual buildings! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner rebel and stick it to the man. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of disgruntled ex-employees who are seeking revenge on their former boss by creating the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever. So come join us and let’s tear down the establishment one block at a time!

Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server

Amnesty, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, Maduro, Maduros, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Pardon, Politics, power struggle, regime change, secret, secret talks, Server, south america, step down, US, Venezuela

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Buildings Constructed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”

so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!

join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarianism, Bans, Censorship, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7833	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Votes:	9037	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!

CruisequakeCraft

Adventure, cruise ship, CruisequakeCraft, earthquake, Maritime, Motion, natural disaster, nautical, Ocean, ROLLING, sea sickness, seismic activity, Sensation, Ship, travel, tremor, undulating, vacation, vibrating, Waves, windy waters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

come join our minecraft server and experience the wild ride of a cruise ship in a windstorm! imagine the thrill of building your own ship while it’s being tossed around like a ragdoll! feel the adrenaline rush as you try to navigate through the chaos and keep your creations from falling apart!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery. dive deep into the depths and discover hidden caves, sunken ships, and maybe even a kraken or two!

if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of minecraft!

BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	144
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Buildings Constructed:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

AureusMC

Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Forge, Fun, Ip:, Join, LATEST, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, pokemon, regular, Running, Server, Technicpack, Unique, Updates, Version

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9593	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	274	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to AureusMC, we offer a fun pixelmon community with loads of unique features and regular updates.

Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version : Adds over 850 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5, to be able join our pixelmon servers please use our custom made modpack, or install pixelmon manually through forge.

Server IP: play.Aureusmc.org Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/aureusmc-pixelmon.1994289 Discord: discord.gg/Aureusmc

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