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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1786 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5049 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!