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BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	2638	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4872	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1549	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	701
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8506	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!