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theory crafting Minecraft Servers

  • MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

    MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4850
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 191 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yen to Bucks Minecraft Server

    Yen to Bucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5637
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese flags are the currency and you get paid in USD! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. 2. The creepers on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, making for some seriously funky encounters. 3. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. 4. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking that players have been known to break out into spontaneous interpretive dances while watching them. 5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is filled with nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs boring old diamonds when you can be rolling in Japanese flags and getting paid in USD?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Jailbreak: 100+ Quota Riot

    Blocky Jailbreak: 100+ Quota Riot
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6858
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a prison break in Bangladesh but without all da death and stuff! We got protesters stormin’ all over da place tryna fight for dem quotas but all u gotta do is join dis server and u can be da ultimate protester, fightin’ for ur rights in a virtual world! Plus, we got like over 100 peeps already joinin’ so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. So come on, join dis server and let’s start a revolution in da world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WINBORN SMP. A Nations SMP: where our semi-vanilla is actually just vanilla with a sprinkle of drama!

    WINBORN SMP. A Nations SMP: where our semi-vanilla is actually just vanilla with a sprinkle of drama!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 777
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Winborn SMP Overview

    Features Towny, Wars, Events
    Description Choose to be a villain or a simple farmer, go for gold and glory
    Community Transparent moderation team, upcoming events and developments
    Discord Join our Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join as a new player? Yes, new players are welcome to join!
    Are there any rules in the server? Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the rules and guidelines.
    How can I participate in the events? Stay updated on the Discord server for event announcements and instructions.
    Is PvP allowed in the server? Yes, PvP is allowed during Wars or designated areas.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineIndieCraft Server

    MineIndieCraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3411
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like the Gay Edition of Minecraft, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers (because we only hang with the VIPs, darling).

    Why join this server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands! This server is for the elite, regardless of the language they stream in. Plus, we have a strict requirement that you must be a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers to join the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi because, let’s face it, averages fluctuate wildly. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have a single member with over 1000 CCV, they are welcome here.

    Join us for some Minecraft madness and check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and so much more! We even have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) and upcoming birthdays for you to celebrate. And let’s not forget about the ducks…yes, we have a special section just for ducks.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, it’s all about the VIPs and the indie vtubers here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbsLick Minecraft Server

    AbsLick Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 434
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of our players who claimed to have licked Herobrine’s abs and gained superhuman strength. Yes, you heard that right – licking abs equals superpowers on our server! So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your taste buds too)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBoysGayPlay

    BlockyBoysGayPlay
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5856
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    What would you do if your son was gay? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so fabulous, even the creepers wear rainbow tutus. We have rainbow-colored sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground club where all the Endermen let loose and do the Macarena. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as queer as a pink sheep, come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Old Coffee server with no sprinkles and only the cool kids allowed

    Old Coffee server with no sprinkles and only the cool kids allowed
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8990
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Farms Harvested: 133
    Zombie Dances: 1 New Chunks Explored: 216384
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Type Version Mods
    Vanilla Newest QoF mods allowed (e.g. Mouse Tweaks)

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What type of server is it? The server is a vanilla Minecraft server with the option to use quality of life mods.
    What version of Minecraft will the server be on? The server will be on the newest version of Minecraft.
    Are streaming encouraged on the server? Yes, streaming is encouraged on the server.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server.
    What might the server be called? The server might be called Concrete SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CostumeCraft Minecraft Server

    CostumeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5529
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 74 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Farms Harvested: 472

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has bonus costumes that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends! Want to dress up as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? Done. How about a flying unicorn with laser eyes? We got you covered. Join our server and strut your stuff in the most outrageous costumes you can imagine!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to turn dirt into diamonds just by giving the Blocktopus a high-five. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to stumble upon this majestic beast?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver

    MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1167
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!

    Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!

    So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerSplit Minecraft Server

    BoomerSplit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9906
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.

    Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!

    So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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