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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5054 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2290 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 788 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when suddenly they were like “hey russia, watch this!” and they straight up hit russia’s fancy new communication station like BOOM! it was like the biggest prank ever, but with bombs and stuff.
anyways, if you wanna be part of some crazy action like that, you gotta join our minecraft server. we got explosions, we got wars, we got alliances, we got everything you need for a wild time. plus, our players are so hardcore, they make ukraine look like a bunch of kittens.
come join us and be part of the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to take down a communication station or something. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
