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ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	2240	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	94	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

anchovies, Cheese, Country, crust, cuisine, Delivery, favourite pizza, Food, local ], Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, peppers, Pineapple, pizza, Pizzacraft, Sauce, SAUSAGE, Server, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old pizza toppings? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a pizza block that you can mine and customize with all sorts of crazy toppings like diamond pepperoni and obsidian olives! Join us and create the most epic pizza in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking cows who are experts in cheese-making. They will teach you how to craft the most delicious cheese in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to make your pizzas extra cheesy and irresistible.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pineapple, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited pizza-making powers. Will you be the one to uncover this cheesy treasure?

So come join our wacky and delicious Minecraft server, where the pizzas are hot, the cheese is gooey, and the adventures are endless!

SMPHonkaiCraft – Minecraft SMP #998 – Honkai Impact 3rd Edition

3rd, abyss, CN supply, Concept Animation, Dimming Shadows, Edition, Event, Fading Dreams, hig, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Impact, Jovial Deception, Legend of the Seven Shus, MA cycles, Minecraft, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowdimmer, Shattered Swords VN, smp, SMPHonkaiCraft, Summertime Reminiscences, Venerable Seven Shus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our community is filled with players who are as dedicated to the game as a diamond miner in a cave.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map, just waiting for you to discover. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of leather armor? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

SisInLawShowdown Minecraft Server

bedroom makeover, Communication Issues, decorating, family dynamics, Home decor, home improvement, household projects, marital discord, Minecraft, negative attitude, passive aggressive behavior, proving a point, relationship problems, Renovations, seeking validation, sensor lights, Server, SisInLawShowdown, sister-in-law approval, smart home technology, video sharing, wife’s reactions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the negativity of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a world where your amazing builds are appreciated and praised, unlike the unimpressed wife in this story.

Imagine a world where every block you place is met with cheers and applause, where even the simplest redstone contraption is hailed as a stroke of genius. No more eye rolls or sarcastic comments about your pixelated creations – only love and support from your fellow players.

Join now and experience a virtual paradise where your building skills are celebrated and your creativity knows no bounds. Build that strip light under your bed without fear of criticism, because on our server, you’re a Minecraft mastermind worthy of admiration.

Don’t let the negativity of real life bring you down – escape to our server and bask in the glory of your epic builds. Who needs a grumpy wife when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on? Join today and leave the haters behind!

LaundryNoobGF – Teach her the Minecraft laundry system!

adulting, Communication Issues, Laundry, laundry advice, laundry arguments, laundry disagreements, laundry disputes, laundry etiquette, laundry guidance, laundry habits, laundry help, laundry instructions, laundry management, laundry mistakes, laundry organization, laundry solutions, laundry sorting, laundry tips, LaundryNoobGF, Minecraft, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, System, teach

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2175	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4585
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laundry drama is just as intense as in real life! Join us for a wild ride of separating light, dark, and colorful blocks to avoid any unwanted stains.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to practice their strategic thinking skills, because let’s be real, if you can’t handle laundry sorting, how will you survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join us for a chance to defend yourself against accusations of ruining someone’s favorite undies with a red sweater. Who knew virtual laundry could be so dramatic?

And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a fully functional toilet flush system, just in case you need to take a break from all the laundry chaos. So come on in and prove to the world that you can handle the pressure of Minecraft laundry etiquette!

LimblessLad Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, body modification, body part, coping mechanism, Decision making, hypothetical dilemma, hypothetical scenario, life altering decision, limb removal, LimblessLad, long-term consequences, losing body part, medical question, Minecraft, personal choice, physical disability, physical health, prosthetic limb, sacrifice, self reflection, self-preservation, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Items Found:	8435	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving with only one body part! Will you choose to lose an arm and become the ultimate archer, or sacrifice a leg and become the fastest player on the server? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where limbs are just a hindrance to your epic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of the one-armed warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Will you be the next hero to rise to fame and glory in our insane Minecraft world?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges and become a legend in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

UncancelledCraft

beloved shows, binge-worthy, bring back, bring it back, cancelled shows, cancelled too soon, classic tv, Entertainment, fan favorites., favorite shows, long lost shows, missed shows, must-watch shows, Nostalgia, Popular Shows, Revival, television, TV nostalgia, TV series, uncancelled shows, UncancelledCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Crops Grown:	1538	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of canceled shows leaving you with unresolved plotlines and unanswered questions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the power to uncancel any show you want! That’s right, just by joining our server, you can bring back your favorite show from the dead and watch as the characters continue their adventures in a parallel universe where cancellations don’t exist. So why settle for disappointing endings when you can join us and create your own happily ever after for your beloved TV series? Join now and let the uncanceling begin!