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Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4428
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	4864
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	336799
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!

BlockyImmortality: YOLOCraft

aging, BlockyImmortality, Decision making, eternal life, eternal youth, ethical considerations, existentialism, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality debate, immortality ethics, immortality impact, immortality implications, immortality pros and cons, Legacy, life choices, living forever, mortality, philosophical questions, supernatural beings, yolocraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of respawning every time you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you have the chance to become immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot when you bite the dust. Join us and become a god among players, never to taste the bitter sting of death again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crops Grown:	6510
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ores Mined:	8368

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!