theocratic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8745	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Votes:	1422	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	106	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	3846
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1165
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	6914	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!