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spain embassy minecraft server!!!

bureaucracy, diplomatic challenges, diplomatic mission, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic resistance, diplomatic staff, diplomats, Embassy, embassy move, embassy operations, embassy relocation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, ramallah, Relocation, Server, spain, stalled plan

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like embassies? well then have we got the server for u! imagine a world where embassies are in SPAIN but also in RAMALLAH, like whaaaat? yea, our diplomats are so unwilling to relocate that they built embassies in both places. join our server for the most epic diplomatic showdown u have ever seen. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE

Al Jazeera, collaboration, Communication, Connection, Court, Evidence, extremist, findings, Hamas, hAmAsJuNgLeJuIcE, influence, investigation, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Network, News, Political, Propaganda, relationship, Terrorism, TIES

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5521
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story.

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.

and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ednasuperminecraftserver

animated character, animated film, animated movie, animated superhero, costume designer, creative genius, Edna, ednasuperminecraftserver, fashion designer, fictional character, hyper intelligent, incredible powers, pixar, super suits, SuperHero, superhero costume, superhero creator, superhero fashion, superhero movie, superhuman abilities, The Incredibles

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where edna, the hyper intelligent super, made super suits for everyone? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

imagine running around in a diamond-encrusted suit that shoots out laser beams and turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yep, that’s right, fluffy bunnies.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the rarest materials in the game? like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else.

plus, every full moon, a dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. if you lose, well, let’s just say you better start practicing your moonwalk.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with super suits, secret lairs, and dance-offs with dragons. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention the unlimited supply of cake? yeah, we got that too.

catholic churc minecraft srv

Catholic, catholic church, churc, dehumanization., deportation, eradication, European rulers, forced conversion, historical atrocities, Jewish, massacre, Minecraft, Muslim, non-Christians, religious cleansing, religious conflict, religious discrimination., religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious supremacy, religious violence, SRV, Western Europe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging population challenges, balance problems, BoomerCraft, elderly individuals, Frailty, geriatric health, Jumbo, Minecraft, mobility issues, older adults, older Americans, physical stability, senior care, senior citizens, senior citizens’ health, senior fitness, senior health, senior wellness, Server, shaky movements, unsteady gait, Wobbly

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	76
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Sis Squad Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Copilot SQLite, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, database security, digital security, emasculation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, invasion of privacy, Laughter, Minecraft, personal information, privacy breach, Server, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s friends, squad, stolen data, technology vulnerability, TROJAN, urologist meeting

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you reclaim your dignity and show your little sister who’s boss? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your little sister’s jaw drop as you dominate the virtual world.

Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on quests to defeat mythical creatures, build jaw-dropping structures, and show off your epic loot to your little sister and her friends. They won’t be laughing at your Copilot SQLite database anymore once they see the power you wield in the game.

So come on, join our server and show your little sister who the real Minecraft master is. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get revenge on her for stealing your database in the first place. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and start your epic adventure!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	6665
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Farms Harvested:	247	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	576843	Vanishing Items Found:	6

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!