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ParentalLiesMC SMP

childhood tales, family folklore, family history, family legends, Family secrets, incredible tales, parental adventures, parental exaggerations, parental memories, parental myths, parental storytelling, ParentalLiesMC, parents, smp, tall tales, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable memories, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable recollections, unbelievable revelations, unbelievable stories

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!

Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

attractive, attractiveness journey, beauty, beauty standards, Before and after, body image, Confidence, GLOW, inner beauty, outer beauty, Perception, personal growth, physical appearance, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, societal standards, transformation, Ugly2Hunky, Unattractive

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7295	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!

BankBuster Minecraft Server

BankBuster, Banking, Central Bank of Iran, Computer System, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, digital attack, financial institutions, financial sector, HACKING, Information Security, iran, malware, Minecraft, Paralyzed, ransomware, Report, security breach, Server, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1191
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, there was this massive cyberattack on the Central Bank of Iran, right? and, like, their computer system got totally paralyzed, like a deer in headlights, dude. but, like, guess what? our Minecraft server is so lit that even hackers wanna join in on the fun!

join us and be part of the most epic cyber battle ever, where you can unleash your inner hacker skills and take down virtual banks like a boss. who needs real money when you can just mine for diamonds and emeralds, amirite?

come join us and show those cyber attackers who’s boss in the virtual world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s hack our way to victory!

MouseCraftSurvivor

Agreement, contract, court case, Disney, Entertainment, fine print, lawsuit, lawsuit settlement, Legal, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal implications, legal responsibility, legal rights, MouseCraftSurvivor, Streaming Service, terms of service, Tragedy, wrongful death

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

MineVegasCasinoCraft

addiction, career, Casino, customer service, deterrent, Entertainment, Environment, Experience, gambling, Hospitality, HOURS, Industry, Job, Management, MineVegasCasinoCraft, MONEY, regulations, Risk, SECURITY, Staff, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2831	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crops Grown:	1716	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, like, imagine this: you log onto this minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported into a wild casino world where you can gamble all you want without losing any real money! it’s like the ultimate anti-gambling experience, man.

plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who won so many diamonds in the casino that they built a diamond castle and now they’re the king of the server. like, how insane is that?

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground casino where only the most elite players can access. you gotta prove your worth by winning a bunch of mini-games and puzzles to get in. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building stuff and fighting mobs, come join us and experience the thrill of the casino life without any of the real-life consequences. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!

Untamed Wilds

Challenging, collaboration, Competition, cunning mobs, Custom Biomes, danger, dark nights, dynamic weather, environment threats, hostile mobs, lone wolf, MCMMO, PvP-enabled zones, rugged terrains, Sanctuary, scarce resources, Survival, team-up, Thrive, Unpredictable, Untamed wilderness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Farms Harvested:	336	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Untamed Wilds is a challenging survival Minecraft server that plunges you into a vast, unpredictable world where every choice counts. While it’s not hardcore mode, the server amplifies the survival experience with rugged terrains, scarce resources, and dynamic weather that can change your fate in an instant.

Explore custom biomes teeming with life and danger, from dense forests to arid deserts, each with its own set of challenges and secrets. Hostile mobs are more cunning, and the nights are darker and more perilous, making every shelter a sanctuary.

The server encourages both collaboration and competition. You can team up with other players to thrive in this untamed wilderness, or you can choose the lone wolf path, fending off threats from both the environment and other players in PvP-enabled zones. The choice is yours, but in the Untamed Wilds, survival is never guaranteed.

Will you master the wilds, or will they master you?

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PhilCraft

Adventure, Builder, Challenges, Community Events, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom crate system, Discord, epic adventures, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, friendly community, gaming experience, minecraft server, PhilCraft, Prizes, thrilling events, Towns, Towny, unforgettable, warrior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5248	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	7668
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to PhilCraft Embark on epic adventures in PhilCraft, your ultimate Minecraft server

Features: – Towny and Faction: Build thriving towns or dominate in faction wars. Whether you’re a builder or a warrior, there’s a place for you – Exciting Crates: Unlock unique items and rewards with our custom crate system – Community Events: Join thrilling events and challenges to win amazing prizes – Friendly Community: Enjoy a welcoming community ready to make your gaming experience unforgettable Join Us Today Discord: https://discord.gg/UFwzCCMc Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. PhilCraft awaits

147.28.175.139:2662

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.

HungryGamers Minecraft SMP

Arena, book series, Competition, District 12, dystopian, fight to the death, HG, Hunger Games, HungryGamers, Katniss Everdeen, location, majula, Minecraft, Mockingjay, movie adaptation, Peeta Mellark, President Snow, Rebellion, smp, Survival, Suzanne Collins, Thread, Tribute

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP set in the mystical land of Majula! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and plenty of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. Rumor has it that the base is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We also have a floating island where players can ride on giant chickens and race each other to see who can collect the most golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can juggle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP in Majula and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

Dad or Bro? Wedding Dilemma

Bro, ceremony, Cheating, child support, Communication, compromise, dad, Dilemma, Divorce, emotional response, ENTITLEMENT, family, father daughter dance, father daughter relationship, Marriage, mistress, parental figure, reconciliation, relationship, religious beliefs, sibling, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	103
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8239
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand family drama better than anyone else! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and outrageous adventures.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without any pesky family drama getting in the way.

Join us and build your dream world, where you can create your own family dynamics without any cheating dads or crazy stepmothers to worry about. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your brother to escort you down the aisle at your virtual wedding – no overbearing dads allowed!

So come on over and leave your real-life family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape, build, and have a laugh at the absurdity of it all. Join now and let the fun begin!