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JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	7210
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6188	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	132
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1628
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1069	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Farms Harvested:	513
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!