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Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Pank World server Minecraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6576	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Votes:	4855	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	613
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mines Excavated:	2245

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1104
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	170
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!