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CraftyCrafterz

Abilities, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, CraftyCrafterz, Expertise, Gifts, hobbies, interests, natural abilities, passions, personal strengths, proficiency, Skills, specializations, Strengths, Talents, things you excel at, unique skills

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Votes:	1340
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you a master builder who can turn a pile of dirt into a majestic castle in minutes? Or maybe you’re a redstone genius who can create contraptions that would make even the most seasoned engineer jealous. No matter what your skills are, this server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But beware, for the sword is guarded by a fierce dragon who only lets those with the dankest memes pass.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Just watch out for the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning them into chickens.

But the real reason you should join this server? The annual block-building competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights that will make even the most seasoned Minecrafter green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

WhaleWarsMC – Minecraft Server

Activist, Anti-whaling, extradition, France, Japan, Minecraft, Server, Watson, WhaleWarsMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got whales, bro. not real ones obvs, but like virtual ones u can ride and stuff. we even got a mini game where u gotta save the whales from evil poachers. it’s lit, fam. plus, we got this crazy story where france is like, “nah, don’t send watson to japan, he’s our homie.” so yeah, join our server for some whale-saving, anti-extradition action. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, trust.

HoodieMalfunctionCraft

auto news, automobile, Automotive Industry, automotive recall, car recall, car repair, car safety, consumer protection, hood latch, HoodieMalfunctionCraft, Issue, Recalls, safety concern, tesla, united states, unlatched hood, US, vehicle maintenance, vehicle manufacturer, vehicle safety, Vehicles

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7719
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla cars 😂 we got 1.85 million players running around with unlatched hoods, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go 🚗💥 join us if you wanna be part of the most insane car-themed minecraft server everrrrr 🤪 who needs tesla when you can have this much fun?! 🤣🔥 #hoodsUp #minecraftMadness

NanoCraft QuantumSquad

2D quantum sensing, advanced materials, Berkeley, diamond sensors, engineering breakthrough, Engineers, innovation, intricate patterns, materials science, NanoCraft, nanodiamonds, nanofabrication techniques, nanotechnology, patterned materials, precision patterning, quantum devices, quantum sensing applications, quantum technology, QuantumSquad, research, scientific discovery, technology development

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	948219
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

So, like, picture this: a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of DIAMONDS. But not just any diamonds, NANODIAMONDS. And get this, they’re patterned into INTRICATE designs by Berkeley engineers. Why, you ask? FOR 2D QUANTUM SENSING, of course! Join this server for a chance to experience the most mind-blowing, quantum-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Jr. Vanilla Whitelist: Because we believe in equality for all dessert flavors!

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Customplugins, dessert, Dungeons, Economy, equality, Events, Exploration, Factions, Flavors, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server: Jr. Anarchy World

Overview
Jr. Anarchy World has been around since legacy edition 2015 and has been ported over to bedrock. It is an anarchy world where players can explore and survive without any specific rules or guidelines. Trophies and achievements can still be earned on this world. Players are welcome to join the world by messaging the server owner.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any specific rules in Jr. Anarchy World?	No, Jr. Anarchy World is an anarchy world where players are free to explore and play without any specific rules.
How can I join Jr. Anarchy World?	You can join by sending a message to the server owner for more information on how to access the world.
Are trophies and achievements still available in the world?	Yes, players can still earn trophies and achievements while playing on Jr. Anarchy World.
Is Jr. Anarchy World available as a realm or server?	Currently, Jr. Anarchy World is not in realm or server stage yet. It is a standalone world that players can join by contacting the server owner.

CraftyPost Minecraft Server

CraftyPost, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most paranoid Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins on this server have special powers. They can literally track your every move and know what you’re posting in the chat. If they see you as a threat, they will come after you in the game and make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger and excitement while playing Minecraft, am I right? So come join us if you dare, and see if you can outsmart the all-seeing admins! Just remember, they’re always watching… 👀🕵️‍♂️

EmployeeFucker69 – Minecraft SMP

employee behavior, employee misconduct, employee relationships, EmployeeFucker69, employees, HR investigation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, office affair, office gossip, office misconduct, office relationships, office scandal, scandal, smp, workplace affairs, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, Workplace Relationships, workplace rumors

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	117
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Rumor has it that the owner is secretly dating all the staff members, leading to some scandalous love triangles and power struggles. Join us for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even get involved yourself – who knows, you might just find your true love among the admins! So what are you waiting for? Come join our wild and wacky server today!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, change of heart, decision, exclusion, family, forgiveness, grudge, hurtful comments, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parents, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Server, Support, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombie pigmen! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents trying to crash your wedding and focus on building the ultimate block castle instead.

We promise not to judge you for cutting off contact with your parents, even if they suddenly have a change of heart and want to join the server. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and skeleton archers to deal with instead?

So come on, join us on this epic journey where you can be yourself without worrying about grudges or late apologies. Build, mine, and explore with us, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a good time.

InheritCraft: No Handouts Here

charitable giving, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family inheritance, Family secrets, female empowerment, financial independence, financial manipulation, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, Handouts, Inheritance, InheritCraft, Maternal Grandmother, Paternal Grandmother, throwaway account, Will Contest

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	100
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with family drama and greedy relatives? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your own virtual paradise.

Imagine a world where you inherit a virtual kingdom from your grandmother and your jealous cousins are trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off the evil mobs and protect your treasures while exploring the secrets of your family’s past. Will you be able to keep the inheritance safe from those pesky relatives? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into dungeons filled with treasure, embark on quests to uncover hidden artifacts, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. And if anyone tries to mess with your loot, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss!

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where family drama meets epic adventure. Who knew virtual inheritance could be so much fun? See you in the game, fellow heirs!

TimeMachineToMy13YrOldSelf-MinecraftSMP

advice for teens, emotional intelligence, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, talking to your younger self, teenage advice, teenage years, time travel, TimeMachineToMy13YrOldSelfMinecraftSMP, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to chat with your 13-year-old self for an hour! That’s right, we’ve got time-traveling capabilities in our server, so you can give your younger self all the advice they need to survive middle school. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base filled with talking animals and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and endless possibilities on our server!