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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
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