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ObviouslyAVirginButRatherCute Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we prioritize finding a cute Minecraft girlfriend over anything else! Sure, being a virgin is cool and all, but have you ever had a Minecraft girlfriend who runs through fields with you and is nice to you? It’s a game-changer, trust me.

Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

PantsPoopinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of shitting your pants in a virtual world! Our server is so intense, you’ll forget to go to the bathroom in real life. From dodging creepers to accidentally falling into lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive without changing your pants!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8332	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether! And if that’s not enough, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena. Plus, our players have been known to spontaneously break out into epic movie quote battles. So come join us and see if you can top the greatest movie quote of all time…or at least try not to get lost in our maze of llama stables!

CraftyGirlfriends

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got girl friends who will make u their girlfriend. it’s like a magical love potion but in blocky form. come build a castle with ur new bae and live happily ever after in the pixelated sunset. plus, we have a secret underground disco where u can dance the night away with ur virtual boo. so what are u waiting for? join now and find ur true love in the world of blocks and creepers.

GazaGraveyardMC Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Votes:	7746
Enchantments Applied:	118	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we find bodies during gaza operations and try to identify them while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride of adventure and mystery, you never know what you’ll find next! join now for the ultimate thrill of a lifetime!

MineCraftBeautism

attractiveness bias, beautism, beauty standards, belief system, body image, cultural ideals, IMPORTANCE, MineCraftBeautism, new study, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical beauty, self esteem, self worth, self-importance, self-perception, self-perception theory., social emphasis, social status, societal norms, societal values

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	5346	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of playin on boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well come join our server where only the most physically attractive players are allowed! that’s right, if u think ur hot stuff, then u belong here!

we got beautism runnin wild on our server, where physical beauty is worshipped like a diamond block. if u think ur important and wanna show off ur social status, then this is the place for u. join now and be surrounded by other gorgeous players who will make u feel like the belle of the ball!

come on, don’t be shy! show off that pixelated beauty and join our server today. who knows, u might even find ur minecraft soulmate among our stunning community. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the beautism take over!

PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7605	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

Minecraft SMP – /DBS/ – /Treasure/ – Dragon Block Super

action, Adventure, Androids, Anime, BLOCK, BULMA, Bulmazuri, dbs, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., FANTASY, Frieza, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Namek Saga, Saiyan Saga, Shenron, smp, Super, Super Saiyan, Treasure, Vegeta

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to Bulmazuri, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing pandas. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through your journey on the server. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to access it. Good luck!

4. Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with flamingo pigmen and lava water slides. Just make sure you bring sunscreen!

5. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes. Use them wisely!

So what are you waiting for? Join Bulmazuri today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FamilyDramaCraft

abusive behavior, Assertiveness, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, Family Values, FamilyDramaCraft, Gaslighting, Gender Roles, mental health, Misogyny, patriarchal attitudes, Self Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, misogynistic jokes, and family feuds that will make you question your sanity.

Witness abusive behavior that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family dynamics. Watch as players talk over each other, shut each other down, and make outrageous statements just for the fun of it.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing backlash from your own family. Join our server and show them who’s boss, just like our players do every day.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

advice, Breakthrough, empowerment, growth mindset., inspiration, life changing, life lessons, LifeChangingAdvice, mindset change, mindset shift, mindset transformation, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success mindset, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	8131
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of chaos and hilarity! Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond-encrusted chicken who roams the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the llamas lead you!