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TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	7769	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	286	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Votes:	3692	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2848
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!