New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • MammaryMisunderstandings

    MammaryMisunderstandings
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8153
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

    Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

    But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

    Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

    VeggieCraft Gut Boosters
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3573
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 4374

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

    join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

    so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8524
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6617
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview
    My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.
    Server Information
    • Age 25+, please.
    • No Ranks or Moderator positions.
    • No area claim plugins.
    • World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
    • ~8-12 players online at peak times.
    • Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
    • Hard difficulty.
    • Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
    • Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
    • Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
    • AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
    • Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
    • Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?
    To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
    2. What is the age requirement for joining?
    We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
    3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?
    No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
    4. Can I claim areas on the server?
    No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
    5. What is the world border size?
    The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
    6. How many players are usually online?
    There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
    7. What is the render view distance set to?
    The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
    8. What difficulty do you play on?
    We play on Hard difficulty.
    9. Are there separate servers available?
    Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
    10. Can I change my chat text color?
    Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

    Adventures Await Today 1.21.2
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1346
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5109
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Crops Grown: 4433 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

    Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

    Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

    Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

    Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

    CarShareCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 1649
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Farms Harvested: 775
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

    So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FamCraftTutorNoob

    FamCraftTutorNoob
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 371
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Crops Grown: 7786
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

    Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToiletTroublesMC SMP

    ToiletTroublesMC SMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2753
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Magic Items Found: 2746
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeedCraftSoberLand

    WeedCraftSoberLand
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1065
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 7776
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

    KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5136
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3494 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

    our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

    if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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