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Crafty AF

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Oh, hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got a server for you! Imagine a place where diamonds rain from the sky, where creepers do the Macarena, and where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons like they’re your own personal Uber!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of pigs in top hats ready to show you around. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball where you can dance your cares away and challenge other players to epic dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Kingdom, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil zombie llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond hot tub where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Basic Steve Selfies & Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9450	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the dangers of being photoshopped into a weird porn documentary! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without the fear of being turned into a meme.

Our server is filled with INSANE adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, don’t question it).

But the best part? You can post all the pictures of yourself you want without worrying about being photoshopped into something you’d rather not be. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in our CRAZY Minecraft world!

CraftyHololiveHijinks

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	8454
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Star Shards Collected:	91
Emeralds Found:	2456	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Hololive and get ready for instant success beyond your wildest dreams. Once you’re accepted, cash will literally start raining down on you – we’re talking tens of thousands per month, no joke!

But that’s not all, oh no. You’ll also have instant access to the biggest artist and musician network in the world of vtubing. Plus, you’ll secure a guaranteed spot in the biggest yearly Vtuber event – no need to wait in line or beg for an invite.

And get this – we have more support staff than Hollywood celebs. Conventions and events will be fighting over you, and every merch vendor will be clamoring to work with you. It’s like being a rockstar, but in the Minecraft world.

Gone are the days of struggling to find your place or wondering if you’ll make it big. Join Hololive and watch your Minecraft dreams come true with cheat codes activated!

Soulless Plebs Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of souls games and their so-called “hardcore” players. It’s time to admit that those games are for plebs who think they’re tough stuff. On our server, we have challenges that will make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park.

Join us if you want to prove that you are a true gamer, not just some casual player who thinks they’re good because they beat a souls game. Our server is filled with insane obstacles and mind-blowing adventures that will test your skills to the max.

Don’t be a normalfag, join our server and show everyone what you’re made of. Who needs souls games when you can conquer the craziest challenges in Minecraft? Come on, we dare you to try and beat our toughest levels. It’s time to show the world what you’re really made of.

MexiCraft: Nick Faggot’s Shill-Free Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as nick faggot fuentes the mexican himself? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to expose the shitskin fed incel manlet christcuck jew mutt spic loomer loving cum hunter liar grifter that nick faggot fuentes truly is!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and absolute chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds fall from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some serious dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Touch event, where players can turn anything they touch into pure gold! It’s like the Midas touch, but way more fun!

And don’t even get me started on the Redeemable Codes – enter them in and you’ll unlock secret powers like levitation, teleportation, and the ability to summon a dragon to do your bidding!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DreamCryCraft

anxiety, Childhood, Conflict, coping, crying, Divorce, dream, DreamCryCraft, emotions, family, Father, fear, hypersensitive, Mother, parents, relationships, Sadness, separation, Support, Trauma, trip

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1841	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Emeralds Found:	5738
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so epic that even your wildest dreams can’t compare.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and the chicken concedes defeat, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows. You’ll never know what ridiculous adventure awaits around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Samurai Saloon: Where East meets West in Minecraft!

artwork, big eyes, CHANGE, Characters, clothing, collaboration, cultural exchange, Detailed, east, eastern, facial expressions, japanese, joint efforts, meets, Minecraft, opinion, Realistic, Saloon, Samurai, scenery, shows, Stagnation, Value, West, Western, western styles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Runes Activated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we bring together the best of both worlds – Western and Japanese influences! 🎌🤠

Join us for a wild ride filled with detailed facial expressions that will make you question reality! Our insane scenery and clothing details will blow your mind! 🤯

Imagine a world where cowboys ride into battle alongside samurais, where pixelated art meets anime style! It’s a fusion like no other! 🤠🤖

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure! Join our server now and experience the best of both worlds in Minecraft! 🌟🎮

CraftyMoms Minecraft: Where even moms can build better than you!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-blowing challenges, and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep comes charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

Or how about this: You stumble upon a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve and Alex themselves. Get ready to bust a move with the best of them!

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

AnonCraft: Server 74017382 – Where Even the Creepers Wear Masks!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our sex Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava in the Nether is our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and steamy encounters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of pure sexiness. They built a house out of diamond blocks and had a pet creeper named Casanova. It was a love story for the ages.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary sex dungeon, where players can test their skills and see if they have what it takes to conquer the most intense challenges. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to enter… are you one of them?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our sex Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of adventure – you’re going to need it!