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SatelliteBlockCraft

Astronomy, astronomy enthusiasts, Blocking, celestial bodies, elon musk, light pollution, Musk, night sky, satellite constellations, SatelliteBlockCraft, satellites, skywatching, Space, space exploration, spacex, Stargazing, starlink, Technology, telescope viewing, Universe, view

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Farms Harvested:	243
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

Pirate Parrot Haven

animal therapy, bird companions, Birds, Companionship, emotional support animals, emotional support birds, exotic pets, feathered friends, Haven, Parrot, parrot therapy, parrots, Pets, Pirate, pirate companions, pirate companionship, pirate parrots, pirate pets, pirate support animals, Pirates, support animals, therapy animals, unique pets

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4181	Votes:	4256
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where parrots are the first emotional support animals that support pirates. yarr matey, these feathered friends will help you navigate the treacherous seas and find hidden treasure.

we have a special quest where you must train your parrot to speak pirate slang and crack secret codes to unlock chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

but beware, there are rival pirate crews trying to steal your loot and sabotage your parrot training. team up with other players to defend your ship and protect your precious booty.

so come aboard and set sail on the high seas of minecraft adventure. with parrots as your trusty sidekicks, nothing can stop you from becoming the ultimate pirate king. arrrgh!

ShinyMc

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Romanian Unique Minecraft PVP Creative Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Mods Plugins Community PvPvE Hardcore Quests Redstone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

ShinyMc is a new Romanian Minecraft server, Survival type with a lot of unique things on the server!

188.212.100.72:25570

terpocolypse

Economy, ENGAGEMENT, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, terpocolypse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	5220
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it together

terpocolypse.com:25660

Flippin’ Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animation, Anime, Colorful, Coming of Age, Creative, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Flip Flappers, Flippin, friendship, Fun, Hidden Gem, Imaginative, Magical Girls, mind-bending, Minecraft, Recommendation, review, Server, surreal, Television series, Unique

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	461577	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Imagine a world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a cute anime character from Flip Flappers. That’s right, on our server, you can battle it out with Cocona and Papika while building a house made entirely out of Pocky sticks!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking cat named Buu-chan. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical wand that lets you turn any block into a delicious dessert of your choice. Want to build a castle made of cotton candy? Done. How about a roller coaster made of chocolate? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our crazy, candy-filled world? Join us now and let the sugary adventures begin!

Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Bandwidth, Boss, content delivery network, data, data centers, Digital Media, Infrastructure, internet, internet traffic, Minecraft, network optimization, online platform, online video, Servers, smp, streaming, Technology, traffic management, Video, video compression, video hosting, video streaming

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Animals Bred:	68
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Divine Spears Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

CraftyClapback, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	822643
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

10-hour flight, Accommodating, awkwardness, begged, complaining, Dirty Looks, family, headphones, Kid, Landed, middle seat, parents, refusing, SeatSwapSass_MC, selfish, Sleep, strangers, switch seats, traveling with kids, UNCOMFORTABLE, window seat

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	6659
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

Character, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, gaming character, gaming fun, gaming personality, gaming quiz, interactive quiz, Nintendo, nintendo characters, personality quiz, personality test, quiz, SmashBrosMC, smp, super smash bros, Super Smash Bros character quiz, Super Smash Bros personality, Super Smash Bros quiz, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

99Craft, anticipated changes, certain future events, confident predictions, Edition, expected happenings, foreseeable future, foreseeable outcomes, Future, future predictions, guaranteed occurrences, high probability events, imminent developments, inevitable events, likely scenarios, long-term forecasts, near-future projections, Probability, probable outcomes, statistical certainty, surefire predictions, upcoming certainties, upcoming trends

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6832	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	8730	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!