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Lost Legacy Realms 1.21.1

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own crazy cool fortress and defend it from evil mobs, like a boss! Plus, there’s hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored.

And get this, there’s even a dance party every Friday night at the village square! Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s goooooo!

SleepCraftSeparateRooms

awkward, balance, body spray, Cologne, Conversation, Couch, gagging, guest bedroom, husband, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Request, Restaurant, separate rooms, SleepCraftSeparateRooms, Sleeping, Smells, smoke, Toddler, triggers, unreasonable

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	844
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Join us and escape the stinky situations of real life, like dealing with a husband who smells like a mix of restaurant food, smoke, and cologne.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

TuneInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a herd of dancing llamas came out of nowhere and started breakdancing with me. It was lit AF, bro. And another time, we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a PET DRAGON.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground parties with the Endermen, where we all wear pumpkin heads and do the cha-cha slide. And every full moon, the creepers throw a disco party in the Nether. It’s wild, man.

So if you want to join in on the insanity, come on over to our server and let’s have a blast together! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. Trust me, you’re gonna need ’em.

BlockyTrendz

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1084	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	2766	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the End dimension.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft-themed trivia, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you manage to find the elusive pink sheep hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

LithuanianWarriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the leaders of Lithuania are like, “Yo, let’s spend 5.5% of our GDP on military stuff”? Like, who even does that in Minecraft, right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. Join us for some epic battles and crazy military shenanigans. Plus, you never know when a zombie apocalypse might hit and you’ll be glad you joined our army of blocky warriors. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Redstone Revolution

Redstone, revolution

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1672
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle it out like a russian soldier in ukraine but without actually dying! we have over 6,000 elite players ready to take on the ultimate challenge and conquer the virtual world. build your own army, raid other players’ bases, and show off your skills in intense pvp battles. who needs real war when you can have all the fun in minecraft? join now and be a part of the action-packed madness!

Cozy Questlands

Economy, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Divine Spears Created:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Cozy Questlands is a welcoming and immersive Minecraft SMP server where adventure meets community! Explore vast landscapes, embark on thrilling quests, and build your dream home in a cozy, friendly environment. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a first-time player, Cozy Questlands offers something for everyone.

Enjoy a peaceful, non-competitive atmosphere where collaboration is key, and creativity knows no bounds. With active staff, regular events, and a strong sense of community, Cozy Questlands is the perfect place to relax, create, and adventure together.

Farmland.mcplay.fun

VioletCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

VioletCraft! A Brazilian server with vanilla mechanics and additions!

Here you find: – MCMMO – Clans – Claims – Spawn / Arena – PvP – Legendary Items

Come join!

violetcraft.jogar.io

Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.6

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. It’s like Steve on steroids, building epic structures and slaying zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

You’ll be mining for days, crafting like a boss, and battling mobs like a true warrior. And the best part? You can do whatever the heck you want! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the heck not!

Plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. And did I mention the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and mystery? Yeah, we got those too.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the other side, bro!

MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7072
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than this guy’s girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or dealing with real-life creepers like this guy’s ex.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?