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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1795 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!