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RiasCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Beautiful, COSPLAY, Crimson-haired., Demon, Devil, FANTASY, harem, High School DxD, Issei Hyoudou, Manga, Minecraft, oppai, Powerful, Queen, red hair, Rias Gremory, RiasCraft, schoolgirl, seductive, Server, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on Rias Gremory for a wild ride through the underworld, where you’ll battle demons, build epic castles, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself (just kidding…or are we?).

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters, like a talking creeper who tells terrible jokes and a zombie pigman who’s secretly a master chef. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat.

But the real reason to join Rias Gremory? Our legendary treasure hunt, where players search for the fabled diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself (we’re not responsible for any unintended consequences).

So come on down to Rias Gremory, where the only thing scarier than the monsters under your bed is missing out on all the fun!

KirbyCraft Minecraft Server

Cave Story mod demo, Elfilisanon, kirby, Kirby anime, Kirby anime booklet, Kirby anime translations, Kirby artwork, kirby games, Kirby news, Kirby novel translations, Kirby novels, Kirby pixel world, Kirby soundtrack, Kirby Twitter, Kirby website, Kirby wiki, Kirby writefag, Kirby’s Dipshit Gang, Kirby’s Dream General, KirbyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Shinya Kumazaki

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	27	Star Shards Collected:	215
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – #151: Kirby’s Dipshit Gang Edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Kirby-themed shenanigans and tomfoolery. Ever wanted to build a giant Kirby statue made entirely out of pink wool? Well, now’s your chance!

Our server is home to the most insane and outlandish stories you’ll ever hear. Rumor has it that one player built an entire rollercoaster that launches you into Dream Land, where you can ride on the backs of Waddle Dees and inhale enemies like Kirby himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure trove of rare Kirby memorabilia. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll embark on as you explore our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of Kirby’s Dipshit Gang. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in the best way possible). Let’s make Minecraft even more absurd and hilarious together!

BroGfPeaceProtectFail

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, baby growth, baby nutrition, baby size, big baby, breastfeeding in public, BroGfPeaceProtectFail, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, family tension, parenting, sibling conflict, sibling relationships

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my big ass baby? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you feel like a giant among babies (literally).

Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.

We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.

So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

breakdown, Chaos, chaos theory, Crafty, Crisis, Disorder, escalating, Frenzy, MAYHEM, Meltdown, Minecraft, out of control, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, runaway, Server, Snowballing, Spiraling, Tipping Point, Tumult, unchecked, uncontrollable, unmanageable

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2508
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the chaos never stops? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is like a wild west town, but instead of cowboys, we have creepers running around causing mayhem.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest filled with dancing llamas. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits!

CraftyCritics

book reviews, CraftyCritics, critical thinking, cultural criticism, entertainment industry, film criticism, film industry, literary criticism, media analysis, Media consumption, Media influence, overhyped movies, overrated books, overrated movies, overrated novels, overrated television shows, overrated TV shows, pop culture critique., popular culture, television industry, TV show critique

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	3684	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrot, then you might regret it a little bit).

ParentalBlendCraft

Communication, Dna, family, family resemblance, family traits, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, ParentalBlendCraft, parents, resemblance, Sound, speaking, Speech, Traits, vocal characteristics, vocal cords, vocal genetics, vocal patterns, vocal qualities, VOICE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a mix of ur parents voices like some crazy genetic experiment gone wrong lol. imagine talking in chat and sounding like ur mom and dad at the same time, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. u can ride the llamas and have a llama parade around spawn, it’s lit. also, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains diamonds instead of lettuce. who wouldn’t want to join a server with a taco that gives u bling bling? come join us and experience the weirdest and most hilarious minecraft server ever created.

SupernaLuna2.0: Where the moon is made of cheese and creepers wear top hats! Java 1.21

adult community, Cheese, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Features, Griefing, hats, java, Jobs, launched, MCMMO, Moon, Plugins, PvP, Rtp, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, shopping district, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Top, Veinminer, Warps, wear

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mines Excavated:	4549	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Runes Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9272	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Supernaluna SMP Season 2 Overview

Launch Date	07/06/24
Minecraft Server	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to kick off the new season.

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No X-ray, Hacked Clients, or Item Duping
No Hate Speech

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord with any questions.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	Yes, certain items like TNT are restricted to prevent griefing.
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP provided.

BreadWaifu’s Minecraft Server

3d, Akari, Bread, BreadWaifus, Claim, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Images, insults, Kill pass, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, Server, Trash, waifu

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can claim your very own Waifu or Husbando! But beware, if someone else has already claimed your dream anime partner, you’ll have to find someone else to simp for.

We have strict rules against stealing, unless you roll trips of course. And remember, only one claim per person – we don’t want any harem drama here.

RP and ERP are allowed, but please keep it private. And insults must be original – we don’t want any recycled trash talk here.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell, but don’t worry, it’s a fun hell with lots of lava and creepers. And if you’re a 3D lover, well, we have to break it to you – 3D is almost always trash.

So come join us for a wild ride of claiming Waifus, dodging insults, and exploring the depths of Minecraft. Just remember, if you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get involved and have some fun!

Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

break out of the botnet, command line, copypasta collection, distro, dual boot, fglt, free software, Friendly, games, Gaming, gnu/linux, irc, learn, linux, mailing lists, Minecraft, Previous thread, Programs, Resources, Server, terminal commands, Thread, Tribe, virtual machine, Website

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ores Mined:	5923
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

#venting, Asshole, Childhood, Conflict, Controlling, DadNeedsHelp, Divorce, family, Father, Help, home, inflation, Job, Lawyer, Lazy, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Retirement, Sell, Server, Trauma

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1497
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
New Chunks Explored:	401310	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.