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BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	613	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	6781	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	8140	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	688
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Votes:	1581
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7586
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crops Grown:	5632	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Potions Brewed:	114	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	138
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!