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Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Mines Excavated:	2834	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Dragon Eggs Found:	1426
Players Killed by Monsters:	5456	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Star Shards Collected:	199

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	273	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4469
Farms Harvested:	305	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	302561

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!