> The Worst General Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	737
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre generals and lackluster fanbases? Look no further, because our server boasts the WORST general you’ll ever encounter! This guy is so bad, he once tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it was a great idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our fanbase is so dedicated, they once spent 24 hours straight mining for diamonds just to impress the general. And let’s not forget about our prestigious award for YAB of the Year – that’s right, we were voted the Yabbiest Server in all of Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Alacity: Where chaos reigns, rules are for fools, and vanilla is only half baked!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥

Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.

We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.

Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.

The IP to connect is: alacity.net

Visit our website: https://alacity.net

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alacity a cracked server?	Yes, Alacity is a cracked server and allows the use of non-official clients.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Alacity. It is a true anarchy experience.
Is there admin interference or world resets?	No, there is no admin interference or world resets on the server.
What are the quality of life features on the server?	Players have access to /home and /tpa commands for convenience.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

animated films, Anime, anime movies, Anime Series, ANNO, best movie, better than, blockbuster, ghibli, Hosoda, Minecraft, movies, must watch, series, Server, Shinkai, shonen jump, SLOP, Top Anime, top choices, Top Picks, top rated, top recommendations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Potions Brewed:	170

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a gaming experience better than any Ghibli or Shinkai movie combined! Our server is so epic, it’s even better than Anno’s wildest dreams and Hosoda’s own slop (whatever that means). Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the adventures are crazier than any Shonen Jump storyline. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the most mind-blowing Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

ParisOlympicProtectors – Minecraft SMP

cross-border collaboration, diplomatic relations, foreign officers, global policing, International cooperation, International security, LAPD, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Los Angeles Police Department, Minecraft, Olympic security., olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Paris protection, ParisOlympicProtectors, police officers, police presence, Protection, Public Safety, SECURITY, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	144
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the LAPD (Los Angeles Police Department) has been recruited to protect the Paris Olympics! That’s right, we’ve got cops from all over the world patrolling the virtual streets of Paris to ensure a safe and fun gaming experience.

Join us if you want to witness the epic showdown between the LAPD and creepers, zombies, and skeletons who are trying to crash the Olympics. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been turned into a giant diamond block by a mischievous player. Can you find it and claim it for yourself? Join now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure!

CraftyWebz

CraftyWebz, discovery, helpful websites, internet, Online Tools, Resources, top websites, useful website, website content, Website Design, website discovery, website favorites, website features, website functionality, website navigation, website organization, website recommendations, website reviews, website suggestions, website tips, website usability

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. You’ll never want to leave once you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts. So why wait? Join now and discover the most useful website you’ll ever need – our crazy Minecraft server!

BlunderCraft – Where potential parents go wrong!

Alternate Reality, BlunderCraft, Blundered, Choices, consequences, destiny, Existence, family, fate, life paths, love, missed connections, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, parents, people, Potential, regret, relationship, what could have been, what ifs, wrong

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6010	Players Killed by Monsters:	4040
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

so like, imagine if those potential people actually existed but in a minecraft server. like, their parents never got together in real life but in this server they did and now there are all these crazy cool characters running around.

join this server if you want to see what could have been if your parents didn’t mess up. maybe you’ll be a superhero or a wizard or a talking llama, who knows!

come on, don’t miss out on the chance to be something amazing in this wacky minecraft world where anything is possible. plus, there’s free cake every friday and a secret underground disco party every saturday night.

so what are you waiting for? join now and live out your wildest dreams in this totally bonkers minecraft server!

FertileMythBusted: NoScentDifference

FertileMythBusted, NoScentDifference

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

join dis minecraft server cuz it smells like a woman in heat all da time! we got da most fertile scent in all da land, guaranteed to attract all da menz! come sniff around and see for yourself, you won’t be able to resist! our body odour is top notch, whether it’s fertile or not, it’s always gonna make you wanna stay and play! so come on over and get a whiff of our enchanting aroma, you won’t regret it!

DieHard.LIFE

aggressive mobs, Challenging, Community, Competition, cooperation, diehard server, Economy, hardcore mode, Harsh Conditions, harsh weather, high difficulty, limited resources, Missions, PvP, smp server, Special Events, Survival, survival skills, tough challenges, tough players, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mines Excavated:	2010

Welcome to DieHard – the SMP server that offers unforgettable experiences and a true challenge for every Minecraft player! If you’re looking for a server that tests your survival skills and presents tough challenges, DieHard is the perfect place for you.

What is DieHard? DieHard is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server known for its high level of difficulty. Playing on this server is not for the faint-hearted – only the toughest players will survive!

Key Features of DieHard:

Hardcore Mode: Our server operates in hardcore mode, meaning every death has serious consequences. Only those who are truly determined will make it through.

Extreme Conditions: Harsh weather conditions, aggressive mobs, and limited resources make every day on DieHard a real challenge.

Unique Challenges: Special events and missions that require cunning and bravery. Do you have what it takes to face them?

DieHard Community: Join a community of players who share your passion for survival. Experience top-level cooperation and competition!

diehard.life

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, bionic, BlockyBanter, Brain, chew on, cyborgs, diabetics, digital health, Future, glucose monitoring, Healthcare, innovation, insulin, Mainstream, medical advancements, Minecraft, prosthetics, random revelation, science fiction, Server, Technology, wearable technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.

So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	4865
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

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