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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8295 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2008 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
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