The Witcher 2 Beginner’s Guide Minecraft Servers

The Witcher 2 Beginner’s Guide Minecraft Servers

  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 1547
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4601

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5033
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 357270 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8563
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 331
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6021
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7694
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 2849
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Votes: 3021
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

    Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 3878
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Animals Bred: 49
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • License2Craft Minecraft Server

    License2Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 927
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

    We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

    Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

    So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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