the wet slap podcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFamilyNoParty Minecraft Server

aunt, Birthday, Boundaries, Confrontation, cousins, CSection, Disappointment, family, golden family, grandmother, Interest, Invitation, Minecraft, neglect, NoFamilyNoParty, people pleaser, relationships, self worth, Server, Support, TOXIC, Trauma, uncle

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3759
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and feeling unappreciated? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your aunt and uncle actually care about you and congratulate you on your achievements. Your cousins will be the best companions, always there to lend a helping hand in your virtual adventures.

Forget about real-life family drama and join us for some fun and laughter. Who needs toxic relatives when you can have a virtual family that actually appreciates you? Come join us and let’s build a better, happier world together!

BoundarySnarkCraft

Apology, autism, awkwardness, Best Friend, boundary violation, BoundarySnarkCraft, Communication, Conflict, dinner invitation, ED, Empathy, family, food issues, forgiveness, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, sensitivity, snarky comment, social cues, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you accidentally offend the autistic brother by refusing his homemade rice dish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social faux pas!

Join our server and never worry about offending anyone with your snarky comments again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own rice dish-free paradise without any judgment.

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner builder without the fear of social awkwardness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family who appreciates your no-nonsense attitude towards unwanted rice!

StoneAgeTechMinecraftSMP

adaptation, agricultural revolution, Ancient civilization, communication devices, cultural exchange, Evolution, future possibilities, historical perspective, innovation, medical advancements, modern tools, progress, renewable energy, scientific knowledge, societal development, stone age, StoneAgeTechMinecraftSMP, survival skills, Technology, time travel, Transportation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the Stone Age with no WiFi or smartphones to keep you entertained? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect solution for you! Join us and bring all your modern technology with you to show those cavemen who’s boss.

Imagine rolling up to the Stone Age village in your diamond armor, riding a pig with a saddle, and blasting music from your jukebox. The villagers won’t know what hit them! Plus, you can use your redstone skills to create crazy contraptions and automate all your tasks, making life in the Stone Age a breeze.

But that’s not all – we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where dinosaurs still roam the earth. You can tame a T-Rex and ride it into battle against other players, or just use it to scare the villagers into giving you all their resources.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and bring a little bit of modern madness to the Stone Age!

CraftyClapbackMC

assertive communication, Assertiveness, best response, Boundaries, clever response, COMEBACK, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClapbackMC, dealing with rudeness, disrespectful behavior., fuck you, handling insults, insults, rude comments, self defense, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, verbal confrontation, verbal self-defense, witty comeback

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

PingPongPeace2020

athletes, Competition, Diplomacy, Event, friendship, Historic, International, North Korea, olympics, Peace, PingPongPeace2020, podium, rare, selfie, Show, south korea, sports, Stars, Symbolic, table tennis, Unity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9937	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	5717	Holy Grails Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where even north and south korea table tennis stars are united in taking selfies on the olympics podium! if they can put their differences aside for a game of ping pong, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even unite long-time rivals in a friendly game of blocky sportsmanship. join now for a chance to make history and create unforgettable memories in the wackiest minecraft server ever!

PinePocalypse: BreatheCraft or Bust

air pollution, BreatheCraft, Breathing, Bust, carbon dioxide, climate change, ecological study, ecosystem health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, forest ecology, forest management, particulate matter, PinePocalypse, plant adaptation, plant response, ponderosa pines, respiratory stress, study, tree physiology, tree survival, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	7672
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where the trees are so lit, they stop breathing when there’s wildfire smoke around. That’s right, our Ponderosa Pines are straight up divas, honey!

Join our server and witness the drama unfold as these sassy trees throw shade at each other and try to outdo one another. Will they ever learn to get along and just breathe normally? Who knows, but it’s sure fun to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. That’s right, these feathered friends are not just clucking around, they mean business. Will you join their ranks and help them rule the roost?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this much fun? Let’s get crafting, baby!

FireDash

Boxpvp, cheap ranks, Cross-Play, discord server, friendly community, LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

A new friendly public server! What we offer? -Lifesteal -BoxPvP -Parkour -Friendly Community to hang around – Discord server -Cheap ranks starting with only 1 Doller! – new updates

firedash.falixsrv.me:27357

OrcCraft Minecraft Server

Fantasy Game, favorite game, Gaming, Minecraft, orc adventure, orc battle, orc character, orc fantasy, orc game, orc gameplay, Orc Hero, orc protagonist, orc quest, orc race, orc story, orc strategy, orc warrior, orc world, OrcCraft, play as an orc, role-playing game, Server, video game

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become an orc warrior, roaming the lands and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even a secret underground orc dance party (shh, don’t tell the humans). So why be a basic human when you can be a badass orc? Join us now and unleash your inner green beast!

HareCraft SMP: Threaded Adventures

Adventures, animal, Bunny, Cotton, Craft, cute, embroidery, Fluffy, für, Handmade, hare, hare thread, HareCraft, long ears, needlework, Rabbit, Sewing, smp, Soft, stitching, Tail, Thread, threaded

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	811	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground society of rabbits who control the economy and have epic battles with the chickens over who rules the server. Join us and become a part of the most hare-raising adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to jump like a bunny on steroids. So hop on over and join the fun – just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they look!

SiblingShowdownMC

adoption, aita, blended family, Boundaries, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, inclusion, love, maternal family, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, Siblings, SiblingShowdownMC, stepmom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	9665	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of stepmoms, half siblings, and a whole lot of emotional manipulation.

Are you tired of your real-life family drama? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience it all over again in the virtual world! Build your own dysfunctional family dynamics, navigate through complicated relationships, and try to please everyone while still maintaining your sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose between loyalty to your blood relatives or your stepmom and half siblings. Will you be the peacekeeper or the rebel? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and passive-aggressive comments. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? Join us now and let the family drama begin!