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CousinRuleBreakerCraft

aita, authority figure, bookstore, cousin, CousinRuleBreakerCraft, Dangerous, Doctor, inaccurate science, jurassic park, Jurassic world, Michael Crichton, movies, Nonsensical, novel, Peer, pocket money, rule, shoddy science, turning a blind eye, uncle, Warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

Conflict Resolution, Demands, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical tensions, harm’s way, international relations, Israeli, Israeli demand, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace enforcement, Peacebuilding, peacekeepers’ safety., peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operations, security forces, U.N. peacekeepers, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, United Nations Security Council

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, Craft, Dark, Dark Matter, DETECTION, detection method, Extraterrestrial Signals, gravitational pull, mars, matter, MIT study, orbit changes, passing dark matter, planetary movement, red planet, scientific research, space exploration, theoretical physics, Universe, wobble

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Buildings Constructed:	31
Crops Grown:	4620	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8140
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

WaterMelonMc.uk.to:2039

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

solis.my.pebble.host:25573

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

amputee, Androids, Anime, Ball, battle, Cell, disability, dragon ball, Dragon.., Fighting, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, power levels, Privilege, Saiyan, Server, Sparking, sparking! zero, strength, Superpowers, transformation, Vegeta

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

KINOOOO, KINOOOO actors, KINOOOO analysis, KINOOOO awards, KINOOOO box office, KINOOOO cast, KINOOOO director, KINOOOO ending., KINOOOO fan theories, KINOOOO merchandise, KINOOOO plot, KINOOOO quotes, KINOOOO rating, KINOOOO release date, KINOOOO review, KINOOOO sequel, KINOOOO soundtrack, KINOOOO spoilers, KINOOOO streaming, KINOOOO trailer, long tail tags: KINOOOO movie

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	2346	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Items Found:	3353	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Star Shards Collected:	263	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

addiction, bad habit, detrimental, detrimental effects, good reputation, HabitCraft, HARMFUL, misconceptions, misleading, misunderstood, negative behavior, negative impact, popular beliefs, self-destructive, societal acceptance, societal norms, toxic behavior, Underrated, Undeserved, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, vice, villager

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	106
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	New Chunks Explored:	934159

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!