the weekly thing fake speedrun – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

NoSmokinMILinMyPad
apartment, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Etiquette, family, in-laws, Lifestyle, mother-in-law, NoSmokinMILinMyPad, Offense, relationships, resolution, Respect, smell, smoking
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for smoke smells, even virtual ones! Join us and escape the stench of drama like this poor player who had to deal with their MIL’s smoking habit. Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about that lingering smell. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will have your back when things get heated. So come join us and leave the smoke behind – both in-game and in real life!

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MisunderstoodCraft
complex, complex personality, complex soul, deep thinker, Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic aura, enigmatic character, enigmatic nature, enigmatic personality., introverted, misunderstood, misunderstood emotions, misunderstood individual, misunderstood mind, misunderstood perspective, misunderstood soul, MisunderstoodCraft, Mysterious, mysterious aura, Unique
Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise to understand you better than anyone else! Our community is filled with players who will appreciate your unique quirks and eccentricities. We even have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance – because words are so last season! So if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

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GazaCraft: Minecraft Server
Abbas, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., Fatah, full responsibility, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, government control, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pa, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political leadership, regional stability, security measures, Server
come join our epic minecraft server where abbas is ready to assume full responsibility in the gaza strip when ceasefire begins! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, abbas was building a giant sand castle in the desert biome when suddenly, a creeper snuck up behind him and blew it all up! now, abbas is on a mission to rebuild and he needs your help! join our server and help abbas rebuild his sand castle and restore peace to the gaza strip! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftySpyNetwork
#classified information, Arrest warrant, arrested, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpyNetwork, crime, Espionage, Espionage Ring, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, national security, Russian spy network, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspicion, Ukrainian engineer, undercover operation
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff, right? Well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, seriously, you gotta join because, get this, there’s this Ukrainian engineer who got arrested for like, leading a Russian spy network. How crazy is that, right? Like, imagine the drama and intrigue that must be going down on this server. You gotta join just to see what’s gonna happen next. Plus, like, the builds on this server are out of this world. Like, literally, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. It’s insane, man. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

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Snooze Patrol: The Insomniac’s Paradise
insomniacs, Paradise, Patrol, quality of sleep, sleep analysis, sleep assessment, sleep consistency, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep efficiency, sleep evaluation, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep measurement, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep tracking, snooze
join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic sleep of ur life!! we guarantee u will sleep so good dat u will wake up thinkin u just slept for 100 years like sleeping beauty. our beds are made of clouds and pillows made of marshmallows. u will be counting sheep in no time cuz u will be sleepin so deep u will think u in dreamland. come join us and experience da best sleep of ur life!! #sleepgoals #dreamserver #marshmallowpillows

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NetherCraft | UA server Minecraft
atmosphere, emotions, Evil, Game sleepiness, Minecraft, NetherCraft, Plugins, private server, Server, ưa, UKRAINIAN, vanilla living
Game sleepiness | UA is an official Ukrainian private server for playing in Minecraft.We have a minimum of plugins and a maximum of emotions on our server!Maximum atmosphere of vanilla living in the world of evil.
199.83.103.226:25773

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ExodusCraft

1.20.1, Biomes, Biomes O’ plenty, Bosses, Create, Discord, Dungeons, ExodusCraft, Exploration, Guild Wars, I_Enders Cataclysm, Minecraft, Modded, Mowzie’s Mobs, Performance, PvP, RPG, Tech, Terralith, tiktok, US, Vanilla

ExodusCraft Overview
Play ExodusCraft, my official server for my brand new mod pack that combines the charm of Vanilla with an RPG-inspired exploration and over 170 meticulously chosen mods. Whether you’re looking for an adventure, trying to build a masterpiece, looking for world domination, or just looking to become a farmer, ExodusCraft offers something for everyone.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What can you do in ExodusCraft?	– Explore: Explore brand-new and overhauled biomes, collect hundreds of new items and weapons, and engage in hundreds of dungeons and brand-new structures filled with challenges – Build: Create bases with enhanced building tools and block variety. – Battle: Face off against powerful bosses and unique mobs with new combat mechanics and weapons. – Community: Forge alliances, trade with friends, or even declare war on your annoying neighbor.
What makes ExodusCraft special?	– Biomes & Exploration: Mods like Biomes O’ Plenty and Terralith add stunning new worlds to explore. – Dungeons & Bosses: Experience new combat with mods such as Mowzies Mobs and I_Enders Cataclysm. – Tech: Build industrial but vanilla-style contraptions with Create and tens of addons. – Performance: Enjoy smoother gameplay with over 30 mods selected for optimal lag-free experience. – For a full mod list, visit ExodusCraft on CurseForge.
Why should I join ExodusCraft?	– ExodusCraft offers a carefully curated selection of mods that enhance the Minecraft experience while maintaining its vanilla charm. – The server aims to create a community with wars, alliances, server events, businesses, farmers, explorers, and more, all enhanced by mods. – The application process ensures active players who contribute to the RPG/SMP aspects of the server. – To start your journey, apply on Discord or play on your own with the ExodusCraft modpack.

Abyssal Echoes 1.21
abyssal, danger, Disturbing, Echoes, emergency, graphic, Gruesome, injury, long-term effects, Medical, mental health, Pain, self harm, self-inflicted, shock, Stabbing, SUICIDE, Throat, Trauma, Video, violent, Warning
Yo, bro, forget about stabbing yourself in the throat, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk your life when you can risk your virtual life in the most epic way possible? Plus, on our server, you can respawn and keep playing, no need to worry about going limp in less than 10 seconds like that guy in the video. Trust me, it’s way more fun to build and explore in Minecraft than to contemplate self-harm. Join us now and let’s have a blast together!

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CryCraft Minecraft Server
Affection, attachment, Boundaries, Communication, CryCraft, derogatory name, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, fear, Guilt, Humiliation, making my mum cry, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, nsfw filter, Server, shame, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Victim
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and blocky escapades.
Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who won’t let you shower by yourself until you’re a teenager? Look no further, because on our server, you can bathe in the virtual world as often as you want without any restrictions!
Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics and hello to a community of players who will never force you into uncomfortable situations. Build your own virtual family with friends who will never call you derogatory names or make you feel ashamed.
Join us today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or humiliation. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft and let your imagination run wild!

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BlockPartyMansion
AirBnB cost, Babysitting, BlockPartyMansion, driving long distance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial burden, not invited, refusing to pay, wedding accommodation, wedding budget, wedding expenses, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding logistics, wedding venue, wedding weekend
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more exciting than babysitting your young cousins at a wedding you weren’t even invited to!
Forget about driving for hours, paying for accommodation, and dealing with family drama – on our server, the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart, the only thing you’ll be paying for is in-game currency, and the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you unexpectedly.
So why waste your time babysitting for free when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft party with your online friends instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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