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IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Star Shards Collected:	276	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9336
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	3905
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	87
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Votes:	5090	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	337
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle