the Vincent Mottola Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2710
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Farms Harvested:	799	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2667	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5576	Magic Items Found:	3506

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.