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Middle earth Realms

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	565	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	3193

Middle Earth Minecraft Server

Overview:	Join our Middle Earth realm and explore the vast landscapes from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can players on Switch join the server?	Unfortunately, players on Switch cannot join external servers. However, you may be able to join a realm if someone has one.
Is there a realm of Middle Earth available to join?	We do not currently have a realm available, but you may be able to find one through other players or Minecraft communities.
Can players help build Middle Earth in the server?	We welcome builders of all skill levels to contribute to the server. You can join in and help create the magical world of Middle Earth!

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	34038	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7419
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	3265
Players Killed by Monsters:	9642	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	7541	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ores Mined:	9034
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!